You know you've been riding the forum too long when...

[Champ]

When you're out shopping with your mother and she holds up some hideous item and your immediate thought is 'eye aids'. I didnt bother saying it

[Dr Nowt]

The girlfriend's sad forum widow eyes as she asks "What's on TLW today, then?" without having needed to ask what you're reading.

[dandyman]

You keep refreshing the GF wondering why there are no new post's, then realise just because your "working from home" doesn't mean that everyone else is procrastinating like you are, post you bastards, post!!!!

[Rico1304]

Whenever there's a celeb nonce arrest the mother in law texts me to see who TLW thinks it is .

[Champ]

Whenever there's a celeb nonce arrest the mother in law texts me to see who TLW thinks it is .

How did I miss that one!

 

....and when I'm watching the local weather last night I catch myself thinking, I know what the GF would have to say about you, Judith.

 

You lot have ruined me!

[Sut]

I referred to the One Show as being the televisual equivalent to bad Mark Fowler AIDs when talking to a couple of colleagues in school the other day.

[VladimirIlyich]

I referred to the One Show as being the televisual equivalent to bad Mark Fowler AIDs when talking to a couple of colleagues in school the other day.

Thats suicide that is.

[alles ist gut]

....and when I'm watching the local weather last night I catch myself thinking, I know what the GF would have to say about you, Judith.

What, This Judith?

?

[Hand Shandy]

You lot have ruined me!

I had heard rumours...

[Hand Shandy]

What, This Judith?

?

That's a bloke, surely?

[Champ]

That must be the worst picture ever taken of her. Find the picture with her in a tight fitting top and her hair

tied back. Dominatrix doesn't come into it

[alles ist gut]

That's a bloke, surely?

Well, apparently she's had children, maybe put the foetus in a box, I dunno...

[Champ]

I'm sorry, Judith, but maybe it is for the best that that was the picture they found. In fact, I'm wondering if you posted that for just these occasions

[alles ist gut]

I'm sorry, Judith, but maybe it is for the best that that was the picture they found. In fact, I'm wondering if you posted that for just these occasions

I did find something more flattering, but I'm not linking to that rag...

[Big Ig]

Thundercunt, wankertwat and shithouse AIDS are all part of my everyday vocabulary.

For me it's thundercunt, turbomong, bad mong, face- / bad-AIDS, and calling sexytime bumming. Which somewhat threw my wife on our first date!

[lifetime fan]

[alles ist gut]

All the scene is missing is a cane...

[dandyman]

Someone in the "public eye" dies and you immediately check the dead pool to see who had it?

[alles ist gut]

Someone in the "public eye" dies and you immediately check the dead pool to see who had it?

Yup, and I'm not even playing it this year...

[Champ]

 

I knew someone would go back for another look!

 

I wonder what goes on in Mr C's head sometimes...he doesnt see it

[Spy Bee]

For me it's thundercunt, turbomong, bad mong, face- / bad-AIDS, and calling sexytime bumming. Which somewhat threw my wife on our first date!

Sexytime? Sexy fucking time?

[Big Ig]

Aye, it's off something, forget what!

[Spy Bee]

 

Googled it

http://bit.ly/uY3WtA

[Champ]

Aye, it's off something, forget what!

 

And that works, does it?

[Big Ig]

 

Googled it

http://bit.ly/uY3WtA

Phew, saved my blushes!