How Sad Is That

[rondeco]

Hi Ron, how's things?

 

Not great, trying to work up the mood for a run. Its raining though and I dont want to, but I've put on a few pounds recently. Need to shift it pronto..

[Duff Man]

Not great, trying to work up the mood for a run. Its raining though and I dont want to, but I've put on a few pounds recently. Need to shift it pronto..

 

Take up smoking

[Plewggs]

Take up smoking

 

Ace suggestion.

Smoking is a healthy lifestyle.

It gets you out of pubs and cafes into the fresh air.

[RJ Fan club]

[RedinSweden]

RiS are you a Bourbon or

 

 

custard cream man?

 

 

I can buy neither. I am now a singoalla man, close relation to the jammy dodger.

 

[RJ Fan club]

I can buy neither. I am now a singoalla man, close relation to the jammy dodger.

 

 

they look good.

[Dirk]

The Seasonal Affective Disorder Association

 

Seasonal Affective Disorder

 

SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) is a type of winter depression that affects an estimated half a million people every winter between September and April; in particular during December, January and February.

 

The SAD Association is a voluntary organisation and registered charity which informs the public and health professions about SAD and supports and advises sufferers of the illness.

 

We are the world's longest established support organisation for Seasonal Affective Disorder and currently have over 2,000 members.

 

During an average winter we expect to receive around 1,000 enquiries every week, from all over the world.

 

http://www.sada.org.uk/

[mcflynn]

Beans

[redrosetints]

not really. Hardly any curry places. Ther is one OK one in Uppsala and one shit one. That's with a population of 150,000+. There are a couple of good ones in Stockholm. I make my own.

 

What about Chinese ? Many of those around ?

[redrosetints]

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

 

Old Man Flint in Jaws ? Good stuff

[robslappa]

The Seasonal Affective Disorder Association

 

Seasonal Affective Disorder

 

SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder) is a type of winter depression that affects an estimated half a million people every winter between September and April; in particular during December, January and February.

 

 

http://www.sada.org.uk/

 

Except in Great Britain, where SAD sufferers feel like shit from 1st July to 30th June each year.

[Dicko]

Can you say anything in here?

[Plewggs]

Fat women are like mopeds………they are a great rides until your mates see you on one

[RedinSweden]

 

there is a site called londonbusroutes.net.

 

unbelievable.

[hamstrung]

[Plewggs]

Visited the clinic for my annual check-up.

Nurse told me I had to stop masturbating.

I asked her “Why” and she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you”.

[rondeco]

Brilliant Plewggs!

[adz1980]

[Bob]

381

[Bob]

382

[Bob]

[RedinSweden]

Visited the clinic for my annual check-up.

Nurse told me I had to stop masturbating.

I asked her “Why” and she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you”.

 

ace

[Bob]

 

RiS, you cunt!

[madstock]

The very first computer that I ever sold was an "Ambra Sprinter" 386SX, with a 60MB hard-drive and 4MB RAM.

 

The "upmarket" version was the "Ambra hurdler", which I believe, was a DX.

[Anny Road]