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Joe Cole Song....

MonstaRed

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twelvesmallsteps Rising Star

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When we find ourselves in times of trouble, crippled bad financially

lets get joe cole,on a free, let it be.

And in our hour of darkness, he will play a lot more centrally,

leading us back up the league, let it be.

 

Let it be, on a free, joe cole-ey, joe cole-ey

He'll clean your windows in a flash, joe cole-ey....

 

awesome!

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When we find ourselves in times of trouble, crippled bad financially

lets get joe cole,on a free, let it be.

And in our hour of darkness, he will play a lot more centrally,

leading us back up the league, let it be.

 

Let it be, on a free, joe cole-ey, joe cole-ey

He'll clean your windows in a flash, joe cole-ey....

 

Joe Cole you can play in King kenny’s Shirt tonight

Your Blueshite days are over

You don’t have to Let John Terry shag your Wife

 

Joe Cole you can play in King kenny’s Shirt tonight

You Didn’t come for money

You don’t care if you play Left or right

Joe Cole

 

take a bow gents,take a bow.

 

change the king Kenny shirt bit though

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John101 Experienced

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Joe Cole, Don't be afraid

John Terry won't, be touching your wife

Remember, to keep us top of the league

As you begin, to make us better

 

Na Na Na Na Na Na Joe Cole

 

What tune is this, i can only think of Batman because of the end.

 

Also, before i get any more negs...my attempts were clearly a wind up...although hearing the Kop shout Holey Moley in unison would be amazing

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Jose Jones Grand Master

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To the tune of Jolene by Dolly Parton

 

Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cooooole

I’m begging you don’t take on that extra man

Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cooooole

Just play in Fernando Torres when you can.

 

You used to play at Stamford Bridge

With that bunch of Chelsea shits

But that was not enough for you, Joe Cole

 

You needed somewhere with a soul

Now you’re here at Liverpool

We don’t think you're a short-armed fool, Joe Cole

 

Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cooooole

I’m begging you don’t take on that extra man

Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cooooole

Just play in Fernando Torres when you can.

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Eire-Scouse Rookie

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Hey Jude

 

na na na na na na na na na na na Joe Cole

 

 

when joey goes marching down the wing cole-y cole-y

when joey goes marching down the wing cole-y cole-y

when joey goes marching down the wing the kop are always going to sing

Joey cole liverpools number 10

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Joe Cole you can put on a Red 10 Shirt tonight

Your Blueshite days are over

You don’t have to Let John Terry shag your Wife

 

Joe Cole you can put on a Red 10 Shirt tonight

You Didn’t come for money

You don’t care if you play Left or right

Joe Cole

 

Fixed it now

 

Wish they would stop fucking about with squad numbers

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Mathewbet1 Grand Master

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Joe Cole came from london

to scores us bellters

just rembember that joe cole is a red

and he will start to make things better.

 

better , better , bettert, better , better

 

nananananananananananan joe cole

repeat (with optional bouncing)

 

 

(To Tune of hey jude)

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TheResonator Community Regular

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYusBH5ZNU&feature=avmsc2[/YOUTUBE]

 

To the opening of the above:

 

Joey wears our number ten, he entertains me

Joe Cole Cole Cole

Give it to him on the deck, and he won't waste it

Joe Cole Cole Cole

 

edit: embed seems a bit dodgy, original url is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICYusBH5ZNU&feature=avmsc2.

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Thants Grand Master

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For the gayers out there:

 

Oh Joe

Joe Cole does dive

For as long as I support LFC I know Joe Cole will dive

He's got all the skill to weave

But I'm sure he will deceive

Oh Joe Cole you dive

You bloody dive

 

(cue the bit that sounds like the Rocky theme tune tearjerker)

 

 

For the Country fans out there:

 

Joe Cole, Jole Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Collllle,

Oh please just close your mouth before the game.

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