Jamie 'Long Ball' Carragher

[Malarkey]

S

 

 

 

Scapegoat.

[Section_31]

Is this why Sol left?

 

Top class.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

No one is. But everyone knows that Carra hitting a long ball is going straight to the oppossing team. So, dont do it, Carra.

 

So how do we solve Dirk's inability to trap a fucking football or his inability to pass to a team mate?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

So how do we solve Dirk's inability to trap a fucking football or his inability to pass to a team mate?

 

Simple, sell the useless twat.

[Durango]

He doesn't 'trust' the midfield though, mate.

Oh doesn't he.

didn't he trust the midfield in the 1st hald as well?

[Malarkey]

Simple, sell the useless twat.

 

Benitez won't even drop him. So what chance do we have with him being sold?

[Crazyhorse7778]

Had that fucking Russian cunt in his back pocket in the first half.

[harryo63]

Wenger wouldn't know a decent defender if one came up and jizzed in his face.

 

Plus, I think I'd play percentages by hoofing it. Rather than giving arguably the least creative midfield in the prem the ball.

 

won 3 premiership titles finishing unbeaton in one title winning season with a shit defence. yep ur right, wenger knows fuck all but u do

[Malarkey]

won 3 premiership titles finishing unbeaton in one title winning season with a shit defence. yep ur right, wenger knows fuck all but u do

 

He's had a fucking sterling back 4 since George Graham's Keown, Adams, Dixon, Winterburn etc retired.

 

You absolute stonking helmet.

[BexBissel]

So how do we solve Dirk's inability to trap a fucking football or his inability to pass to a team mate?

They shoot horses, dont they?

[Malarkey]

They shoot horses, dont they?

 

Are you saying we take Dirk to the glue factory?

[harryo63]

He's had a fucking sterling back 4 since George Graham's Keown, Adams, Dixon, Winterburn etc retired.

 

You absolute stonking helmet.

ur the helmet. if ur gonna talk about football talk some sence. them 3 retired before 2004 and keown played about 5 matches that year they were ubeaten

[BexBissel]

Are you saying we take Dirk to the glue factory?

I dont think Dirk would be able to allow a superglued ball to stick to his foot, unfortunately.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Benitez won't even drop him. So what chance do we have with him being sold?

 

Benitez won't be our manager come January. Dirk will just leave the building like a dog pining for his master. If we are lucky he'll take a few other dogs with him.

[BexBissel]

Benitez won't be our manager come January. Dirk will just leave the building like a dog pining for his master. If we are lucky he'll take a few other dogs with him.

You wanna put money on that?

[Malarkey]

ur the helmet. if ur gonna talk about football talk some sence. them 3 retired before 2004 and keown played about 5 matches that year they were ubeaten

 

They have conceded the most goals in the top 4 for the past 4/5 years. One year the blue shite conceded less. And that was when they finished 7th.

[Guest juanmanual]

Wenger wouldn't know a decent defender if one came up and jizzed in his face.

 

Plus, I think I'd play percentages by hoofing it. Rather than giving arguably the least creative midfield in the prem the ball.

 

Yeah cause we iz Libpool innit an shit fuzzball aint no problemz.

 

Fucking jokes of supporters,4th will do???????shit football will do???????average manager will do?????????

 

TOP FUCKING CLUB MY ARSE.

[Guest juanmanual]

After 5 years of Rafa in charge, and we still can't manage the basics, which is why we are in dire straits at the moment.

 

We still:

 

Can't defend for shit.

 

Can't attack for shit.

 

Can't pass for shit.

 

Can't cross for shit.

 

Isn't it a bit harsh blaming Carra for our problems?

 

Fuck me. This forum has become shit.

 

I'm not blaming Carra mate.

[BexBissel]

Yeah cause we iz Libpool innit an shit fuzzball aint no problemz.

 

Fucking jokes of supporters,4th will do???????shit football will do???????average manager will do?????????

 

TOP FUCKING CLUB MY ARSE.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

won 3 premiership titles finishing unbeaton in one title winning season with a shit defence. yep ur right, wenger knows fuck all but u do

 

Stop talking utter shite in barely legible English right now or I'll kill you, bury you and pay Simon a hundred Euros for his Haws to tarmac over you.

[Ted]

Yeah cause we iz Libpool innit an shit fuzzball aint no problemz.

 

Fucking jokes of supporters,4th will do???????shit football will do???????average manager will do?????????

 

TOP FUCKING CLUB MY ARSE.

 

Where did he say that then, arseroot?

[BexBissel]

Where did he say that then, arseroot?

Where did you pull that one from?

[harryo63]

Yeah cause we iz Libpool innit an shit fuzzball aint no problemz.

 

Fucking jokes of supporters,4th will do???????shit football will do???????average manager will do?????????

 

TOP FUCKING CLUB MY ARSE.

wanna be rappers now. for fucks sake

[Bluenose1878]

As a Blue it seems strange seeing LFC resorting to hoofball tactics, but it speaks volumes to how mich Carragher rates Lucas when he'd rather hit aimless punts up the park than give him the ball.

[Ted]

The dictionary of awesome.