What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Dr Nowt]

No way I could ever conceive of eating all that, even on pain of death.

 

Replace the beans with runny dogshit though, and it would represent a light snack merely limbering me up for an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

[Anny Road]

No way I could ever conceive of eating all that, even on pain of death.

 

Replace the beans with runny dogshit though, and it would represent a light snack merely limbering me up for an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

Me and my mates got barred from a place in Chinatown we used to go to most weekends. We'd starve for 12 hours before and had developed eating strategies designed to get max food per pound. No rice or pastry items, crackers soup or that stuff.

The owner would scream at us. You must eat rice you must eat rice. Stopped us getting in eventually. It was fair enough we had had a good run.

[Anny Road]

Thought being Sunday we would have had at least one pic today. Esp from the antibeaners. Maybe they are still in bed trying to summon up the strength to get down the stairs.

[Dr Nowt]

Me and my mates got barred from a place in Chinatown we used to go to most weekends. We'd starve for 12 hours before and had developed eating strategies designed to get max food per pound. No rice or pastry items, crackers soup or that stuff.

The owner would scream at us. You must eat rice you must eat rice. Stopped us getting in eventually. It was fair enough we had had a good run.

That must eat rice x 2 bit made me laugh.

 

I can tangibly feel his pain and frustration at someone breaking then openly flouting the code.

[Anny Road]

That must eat rice x 2 bit made me laugh.

I can tangibly feel his pain and frustration at someone breaking then openly flouting the code.

We would go for a few pints first and it was like being in Nam. The boss would be in and out. We would have someone on watch and when he left we would cross over and sit down. Hand signals and everything.

There was about 6 of us and we would wipe him out of every meat dish.

One lad was about 6’8’’ 25 st and you would not believe how much he could eat. He would often get a hotdog after we left.

He ate that much he could not buy a bowl big enough for his tea. So he bought the front thing off a washing machine from rapid diy.

[Fugitive]

Had another go...

 

https://imgur.com/a/rO9idT6

[Anny Road]

Had another go...https://imgur.com/a/rO9idT6

Better.

But if I was not an atheist I could swear I see the sword of Damocles about to strike you down from above for no beans. It like one of those ghost photos.

Plus no tea, no fried bread and them eggs are solid below the first 5mm

[Numero Veinticinco]

All slightly overcooked other than the sausages. Toast is good. Eggs need splashing on the top. No fucking beans so I've called in the Saville-squad.

 

7/10. Solid effort.

[Anubis]

Repped that heinous last post about beans accidently. You've got away with one there, Anny.

[TheBitch]

Had another go...

 

 

4 pieces of toast, good effort.

I'd give you 7.4 out of 10.

 

I'm assuming there was a cup of strong tea just not in shot.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Dave, I've had enough. It's them or us. 29.82% of bean dodging weirdos or us, the overwhelming majority.

 

Come to think of it, what's Dave's stance on this?

[Anny Road]

How can I get penalised for shit tea when no beaners don’t even have tea.

At least you will be able to play frisbee with the Lorn sausage when you are done because you won’t be eating it.

Make sure the kids playing have eye protection.

[Anny Road]

It’s like a poor cover version.

Even down to plates.

Let’s not talk about photography even though both I assume were phones.

 

It’s like asking John Lennon for his opinion on a Will Young cover.

[Fugitive]

There was a cup of tea, I just hadn’t brought it through at he time of the picture. It was nice and strong unlike your cup of milk.

[Fugitive]

It’s like a poor cover version.

Even down to plates.

Let’s not talk about photography even though both I assume were phones.

 

It’s like asking John Lennon for his opinion on a Will Young cover.

Plates?

Photography?

 

I bet you’ve rimmed will young.

[cloggypop]

Schrödinger's tea

[Hades]

Me and my mates got barred from a place in Chinatown we used to go to most weekends. We'd starve for 12 hours before and had developed eating strategies designed to get max food per pound. No rice or pastry items, crackers soup or that stuff.

The owner would scream at us. You must eat rice you must eat rice. Stopped us getting in eventually. It was fair enough we had had a good run.

 

[Anny Road]

There was a cup of tea, I just hadn’t brought it through at he time of the picture. It was nice and strong unlike your cup of milk.

Blah Blah Blah.

 

Plus. New rule should be that Anyone posting should have to include something LFC related to verify.

Or you could have just google pic searched ‘ordinary breakfast pics without beans and no tea or fried bread’ like Fugitive did.

[Fugitive]

Blah Blah Blah.

 

Plus. New rule should be that Anyone posting should have to include something LFC related to verify.

Or you could have just google pic searched ‘ordinary breakfast pics without beans and no tea or fried bread’ like Fugitive did.

If you see my burnt effort, there is a Liverpool cup in it. Now compare the table and plates in my latest effort.

 

You dip your dick in beans and then ram it up will young whilst taking about your fancy plates and photography.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Had another go...

 

https://imgur.com/a/rO9idT6

Really good ratio. With beans would be a 9/10. If you just didn't have beans in the house, 7.8/10. If you're an anti-beaner, 1/10 and you should hang your head in shame.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Surely we’ve all got LFC mugs. I’ve got about three of them.

[moof]

You offer up a generally fairly decent but completely dry, arid plate, and then go rambling on about beans. This is why we hate you guys.

[Numero Veinticinco]

You offer up a generally fairly decent but completely dry, arid plate, and then go rambling on about beans. This is why we hate you guys.

No beans. No tea. No tomatoes. No pride.

 

He’s probably still coughing up blood and dust as he slags off beans.

[moof]

No beans. No tea. No tomatoes. No pride.

 

He’s probably still coughing up blood and dust as he slags off beans.

I mean, when you’re relying on the egg yolk for all of your lubrication needs, you’ve got serious issues.

[Anny Road]

I think one point that is being overlooked is ingredients.

Ok you can go to Tesco’s and buy sausages bacon etc.

 

I got my sausages from a butcher who I know personally. Keeps his own pigs. Loves them all.

My bacon was smoked by a fella I’ve known for 10 years and gives me the best heavy smoked bits others may not like.

Eggs are from my mate whose chickens get no or little feed, they eat insects and worms.

Hash browns and bread from the shop. No choice.