The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Section_31]

- Limbo-land in terms of what clothes to buy. Don't want to look like 90's britpop man again, but the M&S "here is middle age" look isn't me either.

 

Outstanding shout.

[rEddie]

It's a real dilemma Sect. A real dilemma. I reckon there's a 10 year wilderness period right there.

[Guest San Don]

 

- I've got some dodgy hairs on my ears developing. Really random-like.

 

 

Haha, take a bic to them.

[Garrincha]

It's a real dilemma Sect. A real dilemma. I reckon there's a 10 year wilderness period right there.

 

Zara?

[rEddie]

Zara?

 

Lost me mate...

[Garrincha]

Has anyone explained the GF rules to you?

 

This forums for non football related chat...my apologies i see what you mean.

[rEddie]

Haha, take a bic to them.

 

Mate its weird. They are not growing out of my ears from the inside, you know, the traditional hairy ear-hole... I have 3 really wiry little fuckers coming out of my lobes. WTF!!!

[Garrincha]

Lost me mate...

 

The clothes shop Zara, as a possibility. As you say your in between the whole 90's brit pop thing and M&S clobber, it's not M&S and it's for older people than the high street stores like Topman etc.

[rEddie]

The clothes shop Zara, as a possibility. As you say your in between the whole 90's brit pop thing and M&S clobber, it's not quite M&S and it's older than the high street stores like Topman etc.

 

Aahh OK. Got you. Fucking hell. I'm going senile too. Add that to my list!

[Rico1304]

You play cricket and you know a batsman is going to put one in a specific area. You know it needs a good, mobile fielder who can catch. You put yourself there and don't quite make it, split you nail and lose the game.

 

Twat.

[lifetime fan]

Trying to explain to a girl I work with why I won't be wearing a onesie, (telly tubby etc) and told her about George Dawes.

 

Turns out she'd never heard of Shooting Stars and was 5 when it was on.

[torahboy]

When you wipe your arse and forget to take the paper out. And when you do you find that you've roughed up your piles, with the accompanying spots of blood on the paper. Then you think you've got arse cancer and, although very drunk, you go to bed and try to pray but fall asleep because you can't remember any prayers. Then you wake up in the morning and find that you didn't take all of the paper out of your arse; you know this because your first fart sounds like a tissue and comb arrangement.

 

Then you remember Lonnie Donegan sinking 'Cumberland Gap'.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Is that getting old or just being a meths drinking tramp?

[torahboy]

Is that getting old or just being a meths drinking tramp?

 

Meths? Haven't touched it for years. And let me assure that I am............. Excuse me. Just found some more paper.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Is that getting old or just being a meths drinking tramp?

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[chris71]

I notice I'm walking around the house shouting ,turn that down!, a lot.

[Flying Pig]

- Limbo-land in terms of what clothes to buy. Don't want to look like 90's britpop man again, but the M&S "here is middle age" look isn't me either...

 

 

I overcome that problems by buying from BHS. Pink striped grandad shirt reduced from £20 to £16. Bargain, and it makes me look like the model on the instore photo.

[Jairzinho]

I notice I'm walking around the house shouting ,turn that down!, a lot.

 

Made all the more disheartening by the fact you live alone.

[Champ]

Stig talking about going to his missus's mum's 50th

 

I'll get my coat.....

[Jairzinho]

Stig talking about going to his missus's mum's 50th

 

I'll get my coat.....

 

She did have him at 13 though.

[Jairzinho]

Birthdays.

[Champ]

Birthdays.

 

I thought that was a hint for a minute

 

 

(All my Friends get a birthday thread. If they drop enough hints)

[Jairzinho]

I thought that was a hint for a minute

 

 

(All my Friends get a birthday thread. If they drop enough hints)

 

It is actually my birthday.

[Champ]

It is actually my birthday.

 

I have a nose for these things

 

How come you dont appear on the Today's Birthdays on the Index Page?

[Jairzinho]

I have a nose for these things

 

How come you dont appear on the Today's Birthdays on the Index Page?

 

*Shrugs*

 

No idea.