Shorts

[Section_31]

Worst item of clothing ever invented - fact.

 

Gotta buy some shorts for my hols tomorrow and I propper hate spending money on them, they really do all look like shit.

 

[Guest TK-421]

I got some nice Paul Smith numbers.

[Section_31]

I got some nice Paul Smith numbers.

 

Ooooooooooh get you! haha

 

Some people suit shorts and some deffo don't, I really don't, in fact they make me look like a tool.

[Guest TK-421]

I hear you. A meat head like you will end up looking like Arnie! No offence bro.

[Karl_b]

I have stupidly skinny legs so shorts make me look like a dressed up chicken. I only wear them for swimming, otherwise I wear long shorts/short trouser things.

[Section_31]

I hear you. A meat head like you will end up looking like Arnie! No offence bro.

 

Mate believe, I literally do look like that pic when I've got shorts on, not as big but just as daft!

 

What's with all these camouflage baggy efforts like you can get from Next etc these days?

Think I shall be deploying some three quarter length sporty efforts.

[Guest TK-421]

Mate believe, I literally do look like that pic when I've got shorts on, not as big but just as daft!

 

What's with all these camouflage baggy efforts like you can get from Next etc these days?

Think I shall be deploying some three quarter length sporty efforts.

 

Fuck knows, I've never been one for army camouflage gear apart from the German green coat that indie kids used to wear.

 

Defo big sport shorts is the way to go, basketball style like Adidas or something.

[Vincent Vega]

Ooooooooooh get you! haha

 

Some people suit shorts and some deffo don't, I really don't, in fact they make me look like a tool.

 

[Section_31]

Think I'll aim for the Vanilla Ice look meself, can't really go wrong there can you?

 

[rb14]

Oh. How wrong you can all be.

 

I think some people look lush in shorts:

 

 

[Sweeney287]

I have shit legs, but love wearing shorts around the house, nice and comfortable.

 

If people don't like my legs, tough.

[robbief]

shorts are cool. shorts and flip flops are super cool. shorts and loafers are super sonic gin and tonic cool.

[She Knows It]

I love shorts (on men).

[Elmyn Noos]

I wear shorts for work in the summer, and I'm fucking cool, so shorts must be what cool people wear, ergo shorts are cool by association.

[Tom R]

I have the greatest legs known to man. My calf muscles are bigger than most people's thighs.

 

This means that I can kill you with a roundhouse, like what Chuck Norris does.

[wiiksie]

Any blokes with shit legs (too spindly or too chunky) obviously haven't played enough footy.

 

Shorts should be worn from March til November. Tis the law round these parts.

[Plewggs]

There is nothing remotely poncy about men in shorts.

 

 

[She Knows It]

There is nothing remotely poncy about men in shorts.

 

 

 

Plewggs, don't want to piss on your chips mate, but you can reply to a post without using an animated gif. You maybe knew that already, but just in case you didn't.

 

You and Alan Sex should have a gif-off.

[Plewggs]

Plewggs, don't want to piss on your chips mate, but you can reply to a post without using an animated gif. You maybe knew that already, but just in case you didn't.

 

You and Alan Sex should have a gif-off.

 

Thanks for pointing that out Madam, I’ll note it in future.

It’s just me, I prefer pictures to conversation.

 

On the subject of which, love ya new avatar, it’s much nicer than that hideous Tom Ross clone you terrorised us with.

 

What brought about the change, is life sweeter for you at the mo?

If so, any chance of altering the graffiti? I’m sure you can smell like Chanel without the bondage if you really wanted to.

 

(Teach her bitch at me)

[She Knows It]

Thanks for pointing that out Madam, I’ll note it in future.

It’s just me, I prefer pictures to conversation.

 

On the subject of which, love ya new avatar, it’s much nicer than that hideous Tom Ross clone you terrorised us with.

 

What brought about the change, is life sweeter for you at the mo?

If so, any chance of altering the graffiti? I’m sure you can smell like Chanel without the bondage if you really wanted to.

 

(Teach her bitch at me)

 

There's no point me changing my custom title, my modsworth sibling would change it back quicker than you could say "temporal lobes".

[mattyq]

I love shorts and wear them all the time in summer.

I hate those 3/4 trouser things. People who wear them have a good luck round next time you do and check out the % of chavs wearing them - it's high although that maybe due to the fact that if you do wear them you can't help but look like a chav

[rb14]

Anyway. You do (stink of piss). And fanny batter.

[She Knows It]

Anyway. You do (stink of piss). And fanny batter.

 

You must've been down there too long.

[Unrighteous]

My legs are more gorgeous and well formed than Tom R's. I love shorts, me.

[wiiksie]

I love shorts and wear them all the time in summer.

I hate those 3/4 trouser things. People who wear them have a good luck round next time you do and check out the % of chavs wearing them - it's high although that maybe due to the fact that if you do wear them you can't help but look like a chav

They are shockingly bad.