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Fittest bird you know

theghost

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Juniper Grand Master

Juniper

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yeah i know her. it's that fit one from enterprise. i was talking to her in the club at the back of the big house last week.

 

 

Scene 1: Location: Back of Big House

 

Zé Pequeno: "Err Hi there, aren't you that bird off Enterprise?"

 

Bird off Enterprise: "yes I am........................"

 

Zé Pequeno: " Ok then, well.....um...have a nice evening"

 

(End of scene)

 

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Zé Pequeno

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Scene 1: Location: Back of Big House

 

Zé Pequeno: "Err Hi there, aren't you that bird off Enterprise?"

 

Bird off Enterprise: "yes I am........................"

 

Zé Pequeno: " Ok then, well.....um...have a nice evening"

 

(End of scene)

 

:biggrin:

 

where you there? virtually word for word. except the bit were my mate bought a rose from an albanian woman living in Kirkdale, gave to the enterprise chick and it sealed the deal. he's still seeing her.

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where you there? virtually word for word. except the bit were my mate bought a rose from an albanian woman living in Kirkdale, gave to the enterprise chick and it sealed the deal. he's still seeing her.

 

The Big House eh? Top boozer. Try the full Irish brekkies made by the beautiful Gena of whom I unfortunately do not have a pic of.

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Christ!!

 

How far up her own arse is she?

 

This is the type of women I canna stand!

 

(has she got nits? or an itchy scalp?)

 

I was thinking exactly the same mate, birds who pose for pictures like that are just, as the partridge would say "saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad".....I'd still bone her though.

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