Golf day, confirmed arrangements....

[Owen]

Gotta be a wind up by those present to string along the more left leaning posters on the forum.

 

The student bit, yes.

[Paul]

Gotta be a wind up by those present to string along the more left leaning posters on the forum.

Fuck the wind-ups, I want to know about the threads Usher was rocking.

[Owen]

Fuck the wind-ups, I want to know about the threads Usher was rocking.

 

Words could not do justice. You're best waiting for the pictures.

[King Emlyn]

Fuck the wind-ups, I want to know about the threads Usher was rocking.

Paul, they were seriously eye watering, lets just say they were very red and white.......Willrobbo has thankfully captured the daming evidence which i am assured will shortly be on view for all to see.

[Paul]

Words could not do justice. You're best waiting for the pictures.

I'll be disappointed if lime green plaid plus-fours weren't involved.

[Owen]

I'll be disappointed if lime green plaid plus-fours weren't involved.

 

Saying nothing.

[The Chief]

Dave tried some real underhand shit to win; just found the proof:

 

Scandal!

Excellent Stu, the bird out of that is the spitting image of some bird from our place, hmm wondered why she was off today!

[dave u]

It was awful. Dave Usher was driving awful all day no wonder he has a large P.In the back of his car

 

 

My driving was poor all day, so much so that I embarrassingly was beaten to the longest drive by atk. I outdrove him by about fifty yards on that hole, but my drive was so big it ran out of fairway so it didn't count. Damn shame.

[The Chief]

So a good day was had by all then? Lucky bastards!!!!

[Stu Monty]

Excellent Stu, the bird out of that is the spitting image of some bird from our place, hmm wondered why she was off today!

 

Cheers. Was starting to wonder why I'd bothered.

[The Chief]

Cheers. Was starting to wonder why I'd bothered.

Keep 'em coming mate. It's been a while since you last made one of them.

[dave u]

I'll be disappointed if lime green plaid plus-fours weren't involved.

 

Next year Paul, next year,

[dave u]

Duncan Oldham fell out of the tree on the fifth.

 

 

Thats the single funniest thing you've ever said!

[Owen]

The mental image of Dave in his get-up shanking a drive whilst being videoed (video'd?) by WillRobbo, the ball sailing into a tree, where a dull thud is soon followed by a Geordie gentleman falling from said tree and running off into the woods. Splendid.

[Tom R]

I was the fucking sex.

 

yes, pure unaldulterated SEX.

[LEF]

I finished last... :$. Although id had a sneak glimpse of the booby prize and I really wanted that sheriff t-shirt so I played under myself obviously. No doubt a vid of my best drive will appear shortly.

[King Emlyn]

I was the fucking sex.

 

yes, pure unaldulterated SEX.

it is true that Tom did outsex everyone with his sex

[Brownie]

Ian Brown is a Bandit(sorry that he's not an arse one Moschopps)

 

You refused the fish and chips but had seconds on the sour grapes eh Al!

 

I won, but I didn't shoot the lowest round, so it's a rather hollow victory.

 

Was a great day though - really enjoyed going round with Pete, LEF and King Emlyn, we had a good laugh and there was plenty of good shots hit.

 

Can't wait for next year.

[dave u]

Tom also played to the wrong hole. Not a first for him either, allegedly.

[RedinSweden]

Tom also played to the wrong hole. Not a first for him either, allegedly.

 

I heard he just simply goes for the nearest available hole.

[Tom R]

I was so pissed off with that shot.

 

beautiful shot. 3 iron. Aiming for a gap of about 9 yards between some trees a full 200 yards away. Absolutely creamed it. Pure sex it was. Straight thropugh the gap!! I nearly cum!!

It was only when I walked to my ball that i saw that the fairway actually dog-legged to the left about 100 yards from where I had struck the ball, so I was now way off line and not looking cool at all.

 

What a twunt!

 

It was not the sex I had intended. I had gone off prematurely it would seem.

 

I did however redeem myself by playing a pitching wedge sex about 125 yards, over a huge Oak tree, and landing just off the green.

[Slam Daniels]

I finished last... :$. Although id had a sneak glimpse of the booby prize and I really wanted that sheriff t-shirt so I played under myself obviously. No doubt a vid of my best drive will appear shortly.

 

LEF, that drive was amazing!

 

Highlights for me were Brownie giving shit to the bloke in the shop for having to pay £20.00 for a T-Shirt ("Tiger Woods doesn't wear a T-Shirt with a fucking collar."), Tom Ross replacing the shout of "Fore!" with "SEX!" and Tom Ross doing three laps of the green before finally sinking the ball.

 

In the raffle, I won a tiny T-Shirt with a sucker cup on it for the back of my car. The fact that I didn't have a car was overlooked. I was happy just sticking it to my head until Dave U took it off me and gave me a proper T-Shirt to wear.

 

I stuck that to my head too.

[Carradona]

wheres the pictures?

[BACC]

so i never come last then,never heard the results had to gerff after me fish n chips he got the salif diao shirt then? put the scores on the doors miss ford!

[dave u]

so i never come last then,never heard the results had to gerff after me fish n chips he got the salif diao shirt then? put the scores on the doors miss ford!

 

 

You were joint last, but you fucked off meaning lef was forced to take the Salif t shirt!