Golf - 2022

[TheHowieLama]

A canuck no one has ever heard of in the lead, two LIV lads right after - then Hovland and also MCIlroy playing with his hat backwards.

 

Time for a Shitness of Modern Golf thread.

[3 Stacks]

9 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

A canuck no one has ever heard of in the lead, two LIV lads right after - then Hovland and also MCIlroy playing with his hat backwards.

 

Time for a Shitness of Modern Golf thread.

He has 2 PGA tour wins. Go read his wikipedia.

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

He has 2 PGA tour wins. Go read his wikipedia.

Why?

[3 Stacks]

Also, this has been a good tournament so far. Good, hard test. 

[3 Stacks]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Why?

To learn that he's done stuff in his career and is a solid PGA tour pro that people who follow golf would have heard of.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

To learn that he's done stuff in his career and is a solid PGA tour pro that people who follow golf would have heard of.

No he's not. He is a middling pro in what has become a watered down field every week. The same breath as Tom Hoge, or Wyndham Clark.

 

You have heard of him for one reason.

[3 Stacks]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

No he's not. He is a middling pro in what has become a watered down field every week. The same breath as Tom Hoge, or Wyndham Clark.

 

You have heard of him for one reason.

He's one of the best ball strikers on tour and has won more than once, including this year.

 

Anyway, never took you for someone who knows anything about golf, so I'm not surprised.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

He's one of the best ball strikers on tour and has won more than once, including this year.

 

Anyway, never took you for someone who knows anything about golf, so I'm not surprised.

 

Have you ever heard of Wyndham Clarke?

[3 Stacks]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Have you ever heard of Wyndham Clarke?

I've heard of Wyndham Clark, not of Clarke. But I watch golf.

 

The guy who has one win, this year, and never finished better than 75th in a major.

 

Vs. the guy who has 2 wins, has 3 top 10's at the Masters and has been notable for much longer.

 

 

 

[polymerpunkah]

FWIW, every time I see Scottie Scheffler, I ask myself "who the fuck is that"?

 

What golf is doing reminds me of Indycar's self-destruction over access to the Indianapolis 500. 

[alles ist gut]

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

I've heard of Wyndham Clark, not of Clarke. But I watch golf.

 

The guy who has one win, this year, and never finished better than 75th in a major.

 

Vs. the guy who has 2 wins, has 3 top 10's at the Masters and has been notable for much longer.

 

 

 

 

Donkey man, that's who he is. Notably. 

 

I remember when Canada's greatest golfer was a lefty.

 

Well, he still is.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Brooks Koepka. 

Fuck off. 

 

[chrisbonnie]

Woohoo, I just won €1500 on the golf... 

 

We do a thing in work. Big 3 players, must have a combined betting odds of 100/1 or over. 

 

I picked koepka, scheffler and Rose....... Boom! 

[Code]

For fucks sake, Hovland not getting any luck in these majors.

 

I have a soft spot for Brooks though, I kind of understand his decision of going to LIV, even if I will never watch it. 

[TheHowieLama]

Top marks for a LIV player standing in front of the cameras with a giant PGA logo on the bottom of the trophy.

 

Cuz...

[Code]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Hovland has choked a few times now. It would be fascinating to see how he played if he went into the last round of a major with a 3-4 shot lead. 

[Bjornebye]

Hovland reminds me of Jim from American Pie

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Is Koepka's wife the fittest wag in world sport?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could go on and on and on I love her and I want to be in her. 

[Code]

Ffs.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Code said:

Ffs.

 

 

For the love of God why not take the fucking pin out? How fucking stupid would you have to be?

[Code]

Going to be a cracking day of golf this, not often we have such a close  leaderboard on the Sunday.

 

 

[Sweeney287]

On 22/05/2023 at 13:28, Bjornebye said:

Is Koepka's wife the fittest wag in world sport?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could go on and on and on I love her and I want to be in her. 

Crickey. Reminds me of Daisy Duke in the first one, therefore top tier.

[Code]

Come on Hovland.