Fixtures, Draws & Results.

[John102]

48 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Last game of the year.

 

Results at 6:30.

 

We can probably open up transfers tonight then and close last thing Thursday.

 

 

 

 

I assume you have already been asked, but are you going to be posting all the stats, expected Xg, etc so that we can see where are teams are falling down, before we commit to any transfers. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, John102 said:

I assume you have already been asked, but are you going to be posting all the stats, expected Xg, etc so that we can see where are teams are falling down, before we commit to any transfers. 

 

I'll post all the teams with apps, goals, assists and avarage rating in and the injury chart.

 

Anything else people can request and i'll do it.

[Bjornebye]

This whole thing is a cunts affair 

[Bruce Spanner]

NO2 top at christmas.

 

 

[Lee909]

 

[Guest Alex_K]

Lee’s 5 man defence has done a proper job on us there 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Bruce you better get some fixtures up you absolute fucking tit 

[John102]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bruce you better get some fixtures up you absolute fucking tit 

He said he was swerving it until Thursday, didn't he? 

 

However, @Bruce Spanner, can you list all the stats like expected goals for and against, best pass completion, most tackles a game, etc l, so we can see how are teams are doing? 

[Bruce Spanner]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Bruce you better get some fixtures up you absolute fucking tit 

Thursday, transfer deadline day.

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, John102 said:

He said he was swerving it until Thursday, didn't he? 

 

However, @Bruce Spanner, can you list all the stats like expected goals for and against, best pass completion, most tackles a game, etc l, so we can see how are teams are doing? 

Later tonight, I’ve enjoyed not looking at the fucking thing for a couple of days.

 

My book is excellent.

[Bruce Spanner]

[No2]

Wilfred Ndidi is a beast, wouldn't swap him for anyone in the game.

[John102]

31 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Nice one Bruce. 

 

Can I ask for 2 more stats? Team expected goals (for and against) 

 

Thank you

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, John102 said:

Nice one Bruce. 

 

Can I ask for 2 more stats? Team expected goals (for and against) 

 

Thank you

 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

What the actual fuck is all that shite? What is the actual fucking fuckity fuck is 'XG'? I don't get it? Why is it there? 

 

Looking at previous images, my team don't appear to be playing badly, it's just that they appear to have a lot less time, thought and effort put into them pre-kick off than every other squad. 

 

Anyone want Thiago, he's doing shite. 

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

What the actual fuck is all that shite? What is the actual fucking fuckity fuck is 'XG'? I don't get it? Why is it there? 

 

Looking at previous images, my team don't appear to be playing badly, it's just that they appear to have a lot less time, thought and effort put into them pre-kick off than every other squad. 

 

Anyone want Thiago, he's doing shite. 

 

XG is made up nerd speak for might do a goal.

[John102]

I should basically be winning the thing. Thought as much. 

[John102]

13 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

What the actual fuck is all that shite? What is the actual fucking fuckity fuck is 'XG'? I don't get it? Why is it there? 

 

Looking at previous images, my team don't appear to be playing badly, it's just that they appear to have a lot less time, thought and effort put into them pre-kick off than every other squad. 

 

Anyone want Thiago, he's doing shite. 

I'll swap him for Luca Modric

[No2]

2 minutes ago, John102 said:

I should basically be winning the thing. Thought as much. 

You're xg is on the money. You're exactly where you should be. I have conceded 10 less than I should have, that is a concern.

[Allan]

17 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Anyone want Thiago, he's doing shite. 

Any of these tickle your fancy in return?

 

Dynamite (Deportivo Explosivo)	Apps (Sub)	Goals	Assists	Average Rating
Cesar Azpilicueta	14 (1)	0	2	7.21
Luis Alberto	7 (8)	1	2	6.98
Jorginho	2 (5)	0	0	7.15
Nabil Fekir	12 (5)	4	3	7.24
Domenico Berardi	8 (6)	1	3	7.22

 

Always open to negotiation, of course...

[Guest Alex_K]

Icardi with the best goals-to-minutes ratio in the game. Tiger of a forward. Will be available for permanent transfer end of season.

[No2]

42 minutes ago, Alex_K said:

Icardi with the best goals-to-minutes ratio in the game. Tiger of a forward. Will be available for permanent transfer end of season.

@Bruce Spanner Icardi is on loan with me for the remainder of the season. Its extremely disrespectful to me and the player himself to pimp him around so publicly. I'm not suggesting a transfer ban or huge points deduction but calling him out as a cunt is the minimum I would expect from you as administrator.

[Guest Alex_K]

36 minutes ago, No2 said:

@Bruce Spanner Icardi is on loan with me for the remainder of the season. Its extremely disrespectful to me and the player himself to pimp him around so publicly. I'm not suggesting a transfer ban or huge points deduction but calling him out as a cunt is the minimum I would expect from you as administrator.

Enjoy him while he’s around, as the saying goes. Here’s hoping Bale does Icardi’s legacy justice and doesn’t get distracted by the golf courses once the warmer weather settles in.

[Scott_M]

Given the apparent good form of Son, Sane, Ibrahimovic, Gimenes, Thiago Silva & Goretkza, I can only assume the rest of my side is utter shite.

 

Still, I’m playing the long game. I fully expect a title challenge in year 3.