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40th birthday ideas?


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So I’m going to be 40 in 6 months and I’m looking for ideas on how to celebrate the miracle my body has lasted this long. 

 

I’d love to just fuck off out the country for some sun but it being straight after Christmas and new year I know a lot of mates I’ll want to be there won’t be able to afford it. 

 

Sex, drugs and getting pissed is a given so I’m looking for something a bit different that won’t look or feel like a fucking stag do. 

 

Do your best/worst...

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Just now, lifetime fan said:

 

Brother fancies Prague, relatively cheap but it'll be fucking freezing!

 

Despite my colour and complexion I love the sun and hate winter.  

I didn't ask for your fucking life story mate.  christ. 

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Have a comedy night. Each guest has to do a 5-10 minute stand up session. Obviously after copious amounts of alcohol. Been to a few of these over the years and they were pretty good. Cheap as fuck due to no added costs and it gives the guests something to think about and involves all. 

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10 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Have a comedy night. Each guest has to do a 5-10 minute stand up session. Obviously after copious amounts of alcohol. Been to a few of these over the years and they were pretty good. Cheap as fuck due to no added costs and it gives the guests something to think about and involves all. 

 

Not a bad idea - that’s the sort of thinking I’m after. 

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1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

Hire a coach and have a jolly boys outing like in Only Fools and Horses. Blackpool or wherever is the current coastal centre of debauchery in the UK. 

"Weston Super Maaaaarrrrrrre... Sex Rampage? I've had bigger stiffs watching Playbus" 

 

 

Random fact - I was born in Weston Super Mare. 

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