Classic film moments...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Marty McFly thinks 'why not?' and shags his ma

That'd be awesome.  I think the version that got made was the one that went wrong.

[Trumo]

Marty McFly thinks 'why not?' and shags his ma

 

That'd be awesome.  I think the version that got made was the one that went wrong.

 

Somebody already did a spoof of that scene.

 

[The_Goat]

brilliant

[KMD7]

Raiders of the Lost Ark.  Indiana and the bird keep their eyes open when the box containing the ark is opened up at the end

[Rushies tash]

Alien. They realise they've been woken up too soon and hit 'snooze' for another four months, arriving back at Earth refreshed and without xenomorphs erupting from anyone's stomach.

[Trumo]

Heat. Vincent and his team don't get tipped off about the bank heist so Neil and his men manage to complete the job and get away. No epic shootout with blistering sound effects takes place.

[Shitty Arse]

Ferris Buellers Day Off.

His Ma tells him to stop bullshitting. Drives him to school, drags him out of the car, embarrassing him in front of his school friends and teachers. Spends the day in school.

The end.

[Bjornebye]

American Hustle

 

The director takes a brilliant cast, makes a great film and we see Jennifer lawrence get spit roasted

 

The end

[The_Goat]

terminator 2. Sarah Connor isn't listed in the phone book. The end.

[The_Goat]

the first i meant doh

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"Luke... I am your father."

 

"Get to fuck, you spoofin' prick!"

[Bjornebye]

"Luke... I am your father."

 

"Get to fuck, you spoofin' prick!"

Haha

 

"You dont look like our milkman you lying nonce cunt"

[Pureblood]

Luke forces one up Leia. 

[SammyAftershave]

There are so many 'classic' moments in 'The Third Man'. Perhaps the most memorable being when, some way into the film, you clap eyes on the much mentioned mysterious Mr Harry Lime for the first time:

 

 

Memorising magnificent!

[Faustus]

The Matrix

 

Keanu Reeves thinks 'bollocks to this' and swallows the blue pill instead.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There are so many 'classic' moments in 'The Third Man'. Perhaps the most memorable being when, some way into the film, you clap eyes on the much mentioned mysterious Mr Harry Lime for the first time:

 

 

Memorising magnificent!

 

[You AnnyRoaded that one, good and proper there, Sammy.]

 

 

 

Holly Martins sees him and shouts "Harry!"

 

The bloke in the doorway steps out into the light and Holly realises that it's not him, it's just some pisshead having a slash in the doorway.  Realising that Harry is really dead, Holly goes home.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

 

"My friend, there are two kinds of people in this world : those with loaded guns and those who dig...you dig."

 

Except Manco has no bullets, no spade and he can't count so he and Tuco think "fuck it" and head down the pub.

[ratcatcher]

Got to love Dirty Harry for some classic moments. When he's getting beaten in the alley after peering in on dirty mary or whatever, someone says 'Call the police!' and Harry says 'I am the Police!' Biff!!

[Trumo]

"You want answers?"

"I want the TRUTH!"

" YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

"Oh shit, you're right. What am I doing here? Fuck this for a game of soldiers!" *takes a running jump through the nearest window onto the car park below*

[Trumo]

Ali: He's dead.

Lawrence: Yes. Why?

Ali: This is my well.

Lawrence: I have drunk from it.

Ali: *shoots Lawrence in the face* Thieving bastard!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

 

Indy makes it past the 3 challenges and enters the knight's tomb, tasked with choosing the Cup of Christ he selects the big blue and yellow plastic Foster's mug, takes a swig, shit happens and he's dead as fuck.

 

The Gerry bint shouts back through to Sean Connery : "Sorry pal, but you're fucked."