Whats your current aftershave

[Tony Moanero]

Yeah, try reading the 170 posts before yours or maybe you were hoping for a personalised recommendation based on your username?

Haha. I've had a quick skim through, but I need something in time for this evening.

[Oh Buoy]

Come on lads and lasses, I've got about £50 burning a hole in my pocket. I'm 36, but the lady I'm hoping to impress is in her late 40's/early 50's - if that makes any difference.

 

Evening? Armani code. Failsafe. 

 

Oh, just read the latter part. 

 

Can she even still smell at that age? 

 

Old spice. 

[Total Longo]

Just have a wash mate, that'll suffice.

[Tony Moanero]

Just have a wash mate, that'll suffice.

Cheeky sod. I'll have you know I wash my balls twice weekly.

[setreal]

http://www.tayloroldbondst.co.uk/acatalog/Sandalwood-Aftershave-Lotion-100ml--J06001.html#SID=5

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Cheeky sod. I'll have you know I wash my balls twice weekly.

 

La-de-fucking-dar. Posh cunt.

 

 

As for scent... you don't want anything popular, especially with a woman that age - if she has smelled it on other men, you might well remind her of an ex or something. Women seem to love the 'panty dropping' legend that is La Nuit De l'Homme by YSL.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbCOZpXUqE 

[Total Longo]

I now smell of the 1980's

 

[stringvest]

Come on lads and lasses, I've got about £50 burning a hole in my pocket. I'm 36, but the lady I'm hoping to impress is in her late 40's/early 50's - if that makes any difference.

 

Is she Scottish?

[Tony Moanero]

La-de-fucking-dar. Posh cunt.

 

 

As for scent... you don't want anything popular, especially with a woman that age - if she has smelled it on other men, you might well remind her of an ex or something. Women seem to love the 'panty dropping' legend that is La Nuit De l'Homme by YSL.

 

Nothing popular?

 

I was thinking of going for a classic fragrance, something that has stood the test of time.

 

Back in the 90's, I mostly used to wear Armani Aqua Di Gio Chanel Allure and Hugo Boss something or the other. Any good?

[Tony Moanero]

Is she Scottish?

I couldn't tell you. I've never met your wife, only wanked to her pictures on Facebook.

[stringvest]

I couldn't tell you. I've never met your wife, only wanked to her pictures on Facebook.

 

I warned her.  Don't put those on Facebook I said.  Warned her.

[setreal]

Is she Scottish?

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Nothing popular?

 

I was thinking of going for a classic fragrance, something that has stood the test of time.

 

Back in the 90's, I mostly used to wear Armani Aqua Di Gio Chanel Allure and Hugo Boss something or the other. Any good?

If you want to smell like her other conquests, then yeah. I like Allure and Acqua Di Qio, but really everybody has been wearing them for years. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't like to be with somebody who smells like and reminds me of somebody I left because they cheated or they were a cunt.

[Lario]

Lynx Africa*.

 

You're welcome.

 

* - Unless someone else mentioned it many pages back. But I'm not checking in my haste to try and be funny!

[Tony Moanero]

If you want to smell like her other conquests, then yeah. I like Allure and Acqua Di Qio, but really everybody has been wearing them for years. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't like to be with somebody who smells like and reminds me of somebody I left because they cheated or they were a cunt.

Fair point. Fuck, that's thrown me, I've absolutely no idea what to get. It does, however, need to be something I can buy on the high street this afternoon.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Don't, FFS, go with Le Male or One Million.

[setreal]

Lynx Africa*.

 

You're welcome.

 

* - Unless someone else mentioned it many pages back. But I'm not checking in my haste to try and be funny!

 

Cougar Africa might be more suitable here.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Viktor and Spice, ROFL bomb.

[Tony Moanero]

La-de-fucking-dar. Posh cunt.

 

 

As for scent... you don't want anything popular, especially with a woman that age - if she has smelled it on other men, you might well remind her of an ex or something. Women seem to love the 'panty dropping' legend that is La Nuit De l'Homme by YSL.

 

 

Is La Nuit De l'Homme a serious suggestion? Only the fella in that video looks and sounds like he belongs in the 'Instant Cunt Identifier' thread.

 

Would an older lady like it, do you think?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Is La Nuit De l'Homme a serious suggestion? Only the fella in that video looks and sounds like he belongs in the 'Instant Cunt Identifier' thread.

 

Would an older lady like it, do you think?

 

No idea. Depends on the older lady. It is a serious suggestion, though. Regarded as a 'fuck me now' fragrence. It's masculine though. Not smelling like a bird.

 

It isn't something many people dislike. So you'd be on a winner I reckon.

[Tony Moanero]

No idea. Depends on the older lady. It is a serious suggestion, though. Regarded as a 'fuck me now' fragrence. It's masculine though. Not smelling like a bird.

 

It isn't something many people dislike. So you'd be on a winner I reckon.

Masculine sounds good.

[stringvest]

Is La Nuit De l'Homme a serious suggestion? Only the fella in that video looks and sounds like he belongs in the 'Instant Cunt Identifier' thread.

 

Would an older lady like it, do you think?

 

Calamine lotion?  Eau de Lavender?

[Guest Super Sub]

Grrr.

 

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[Harry Squatter]

If this YSL Nuit is fanny moistening stuff I'm going to get some

[Carvalho Diablo]

You want an EdT or EdP that'll turn a lady a quiver round her sodden bush ?

 

Try Lolita Lempicka au Masculine, seriously kickers aflame stuff. Doesn't cost a fortune and smells grrrrrrreat.