Where the fuck is everyone?

[Captain Turdseye]

The GF has been dead quiet lately, let's use this thread to hazard guesses at where the fuck everyone has been and the reasons behind their lack of posts. I'll start...

 

Noos - The law has finally caught up with him, currently on remand for 19 counts of sex with a minor. Can't post from his prison cell.

 

Simon - Living the good life on a yacht in the Caribbean after selling his catering business for £6.2 million. Can't post because we're beneath him.

[Jairzinho]

Oh, didn't you get the invite?

[Captain Turdseye]

Oh, didn't you get the invite?

 

I did get an invite to another forum before Christmas but after looking at it the other day it seems that nobody's made the jump.

[Kevin D]

Have you read the FF?

 

Rafa Benitez debates, the return of the always grotesque transfer window threads, 7th being discussed as grand "progress" and the discussions dominated by people who the forum either hates(as their rep attests to) or love to argue against.

 

The better question is why people have kept coming back here for so long?

[Fowlers God]

Redderz- looking for a new job after making fat, manc bint cry again and being sacked.

[Fugitive]

Have you read the FF?

 

Rafa Benitez debates, the return of the always grotesque transfer window threads, 7th being discussed as grand "progress" and the discussions dominated by people who the forum either hates(as their rep attests to) or love to argue against.

 

The better question is why people have kept coming back here for so long?

 

YOU FUCKING DISGRACE OF A CUNT. YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT WHO TOUCHES ANIMALS AND YOU HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF AIDS... BAD AIDS. YOUR KIND SHOULD BE BURNT AND SHAT ON, YOU UGLY PISS SOAKED, CUM BREATHED, TWAT FACED, ARSE POUNDING, CUNT SLAPPING NIPPLE HEAD.

 

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU POST THIS SHITE ON MY TURF. I HOPE YOU GET FISTED TO DEATH BY YOUR DIRTY OLD UNCLE WHO POKES YOUR BUM WITH HIS SAUSAGE FINGERS. YOU ARE A DISGUSTING, COCK LICKING, SHIT FACED, PERIOD BLOOD COVERED, SMEG STINKING CUM SPONGE WITH THE LIKABILITY OF A FRENCHMAN.

 

NO TWAT MUNCHING, CUM SLINGING, FUCK FACED *F ON THE SWEET YET DIRTY GF... YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!

 

 

NEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED!!!

[Jairzinho]

[Bjornebye]

says you! captain fucking elusive.

 

nah the gf is in need of more threads. or to put it bluntly, simon threads.

[Captain Turdseye]

says you! captain fucking elusive.

 

I'm always about, reading at least. Posting opportunities for thick cunts like me are becoming rare, all the threads are so fucking serious! I've just spent 20 minutes reading about UKIP, I don't even like politics.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Been down the pub with iRat and The Anito Kid...

[Guest ShoePiss]

I remember the days when you'd only have to say Anito's name and he'd appear, I reckon he's dead.

 

RIP YNWA.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I remember the days when you'd only have to say Anito's name and he'd appear, I reckon he's dead.

 

RIP YNWA.

 

[General Dryness]

Dunno. Certainly seems to have been a bit quieter round here recently. Maybe the new forum that Dave created to move a certain subject away from an existing forum has taken up peoples time who would normally be here?

 

Also maybe it seems quiet because we had a recent period of frenetic activity, lots happening in the world like Korea, the Boston Bombings and everyones favourite mental detective Noel O' Gaaaaara. Not to mention BigBaks disaster dates.

 

Just speculatin' like.

[Red Banjo]

I'm working down south. Deep, Deep South.

 

Brighton to be exact.

 

And I'll be honest, it's fucking ace down here. Can see why RJ Fan club made the switch.

[RJ Fan club]

I'm working down south. Deep' date=' Deep South.

 

Brighton to be exact.

 

And I'll be honest, it's fucking ace down here. Can see why RJ Fan club made the switch.[/quote']

 

Whatcha doin down here la?

 

It's boss, I don't regret moving here at all.

[Fugitive]

Working down in the Deep South in Brighton.

 

Bumming.

[Bjornebye]

Brighton is a boss night out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you like being arse slammed

[RJ Fan club]

Working down in the Deep South in Brighton.

 

Bumming.

 

Balls deep.

[RJ Fan club]

Brighton is a boss night out.

 

if you like being arse slammed

 

'ello Salior

 

Portsmouth is a shit night out.

 

Scrap that, it's just shit.

[Red Banjo]

Whatcha doin down here la?

 

It's boss, I don't regret moving here at all.

 

Working on a new part of Brighton College.

 

30 fucking grand a year to send your kid to it! Fucking hell. Blair's kids went here apparently. The Tory cunts.

[Bjornebye]

'ello Salior

 

Portsmouth is a shit night out.

 

Scrap that, it's just shit.

 

your not wrong. southsea is lovely. not a bad night out.

 

jokes aside, brighton is a boss night out. nearly moved there a few years ago.

[Red Banjo]

I find it hilarious all this bumming banter down here.

 

What people fail to see is that if all the blokes are busy doing each other, that means there are loads of women spare, and in all likelyhood - gasping for it.

 

Only gays go to Brighton right? Wrong.

[RJ Fan club]

 

Working on a new part of Brighton College.

 

30 fucking grand a year to send your kid to it! Fucking hell. Blair's kids went here apparently. The Tory cunts.

 

Yeah I know the extension, my mate approved it. Nice school & building, main part is listed and it has its own conservation area. I did a few jobs on it about 8 years ago.

[Fugitive]

I find it hilarious all this bumming banter down here.

 

What people fail to see is that if all the blokes are busy doing each other, that means there are loads of women spare, and in all likelyhood - gasping for it.

 

Only gays go to Brighton right? Wrong.

 

All the woman are lesbians.... Not the good ones either.

 

There was only 3 children born in Brighton last year.

[Red Banjo]

Yeah I know the extension, my mate approved it. Nice school & building, main part is listed and it has its own conservation area. I did a few jobs on it about 8 years ago.

 

The main school is awesome. Well the bits we can see from the site. I'll be interested to see how much of a sore thumb this extension looks when it's finished.