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What do I do with this kid if he kicks the ball inot my garden?  

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  1. 1. What do I do with this kid if he kicks the ball inot my garden?

    • Kill him and bury him with his Torres shirt on.
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    • Give him one of my old Fowler shirts instead.
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    • Laugh at him for being deluded.
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    • Take his ball and only give it back if he change his shirt.
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    • Sing the Torres song to him and ask him about their song.
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Who are you?

 

I'm someone who had been reading this forum for several months and decided to register an account.

 

This thread smacks of trying way too hard.

 

Look at me, everybody. I hate Fernando Torres so much. I'm such a boss Red.

 

Just curious...my suspicions are always aroused when a new poster arrives on here and appears to have some sort of agenda/appears to want to throw their weight around/comes across as 'way too chummy' from the get go. You're ticking all the boxes

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This thread smacks of trying way too hard.

 

Look at me, everybody. I hate Fernando Torres so much. I'm such a boss Red.

 

Oh dear, not often you witness such a level of wrongness.

 

For what its worth, the kid never kicked the ball into my garden.

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What's the point of this thread, Code?

 

Torres is history and has been for 18 months. He scored a lot goals here then moved on because we were shite. Let it go.

 

The point with the thread was that a kid was running around in my neighbours garden with a Chelsea shirt on, it surprised me as I only know about two Chelsea fans here in Stavanger.

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We once had an old biddy pick up the ball after it went into her garden* look us in the eye and ask "do you want your ball back?" and stuck a knife right through it and threw it back to us.

 

Good times.

 

 

*It may have gone in the garden more than once

 

*It may have gone in the garden more than once...

 

causing the poor woman to be addicted to prozac !

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Buy a few shotguns, invite a few friends around. Have a few beers and every time the ball goes in the air, shout "PULL"

 

 

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Here we go again, the kid is back, now in a full Swedish kit with Ibrahimowic on.

 

I blame bad parenting.

 

There's a severe identity crisis going on in Norway it seems.

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Here we go again, the kid is back, now in a full Swedish kit with Ibrahimowic on.

 

I blame bad parenting.

 

You could move to a better area with the millions you earn.

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