Where do you live? Suggestions required within...

[Nick Leeson]

Looking to move somewhere and watned to get a 2 bed flat that was not too expensive but also quite a cool place to live. Thought about L1,2,3 but I don't fancy the noise every night.

 

Also thought about sefton park but there doesn't seem to be much going that isn't a new style build. Would much prefer a big scabby flat above some shops somewhere that I can tidy up a bit myself.

 

<ignore andUser="Red Thorpey">Oh yeah, preferably Merseyside; I'm not moving to Toronto.</ignore>

[Hand Shandy]

Now you see, you've just ruined my humourous response with your last sentence...

 

Booooooooooo!

[Nick Leeson]

Now you see, you've just ruined my humourous response with your last sentence...

 

Booooooooooo!

Go on then, I've fixed it for you now.

[Hand Shandy]

No you didn't, you RiS'd it up!

 

Is it supposed to say 'ignore' round it?

[Section_31]

My house is in the hills above Trujillo. A very simple place ... pink stones that warm in the sun ... kitchen garden that smells of herbs in the day ... jasmine in the evening. Through the gate is a giant poplar. Figs, apples, pears. The soil, Nick, black ... black like my wife's hair. Grapes on the south slopes, olives on the north. Wild ponies play near my house, they tease my son. He wants to be one of them.

[Hand Shandy]

You are Maximus Decimus Meridius and I claim my prize....

 

What'd I get, what'd I get?

[Nick Leeson]

No you didn't, you RiS'd it up!

 

Is it supposed to say 'ignore' round it?

Yes, to make it clear to you; you foo'. It's just a bit of PsuedoCode. y'know? Fictitious, like?

[Nick Leeson]

My house is in the hills above Trujillo. A very simple place ... pink stones that warm in the sun ... kitchen garden that smells of herbs in the day ... jasmine in the evening. Through the gate is a giant poplar. Figs, apples, pears. The soil, Nick, black ... black like my wife's hair. Grapes on the south slopes, olives on the north. Wild ponies play near my house, they tease my son. He wants to be one of them.

Sounds ace; need a lodger?

[Hand Shandy]

Yes, to make it clear to you; you foo'. It's just a bit of PsuedoCode. y'know? Fictitious, like?

 

:(

 

Whooosh!

 

See, there was me thinking a TNF regular like yourself was trying to do something clever and had fucked it up. I was wrong and I apologise.

 

Oh, and I didn't really have anything particularly amusing to say anyway...

 

Move on, nothing to see here.

[Bourbon]

What's wrong with Sevvy?

 

Loads there.

[Stu Monty]

As much as the Mongol hoardes might disagree, you should get yourself over to Manchester. It's the tits.

[Elmyn Noos]

Come to Leeds. Loads of cool places to lives, a vibrant gay scene, and more salons than you could shake a fringe at.

 

You'd love it.

[Nick Leeson]

As much as kissing goodbye to some of the worse elements this city has got is appealing. I don't wanna stray too far away from the kids. I like being no more than 15 minutes away if they need anything.

 

Has to be merseyside.

[Paul]

Oxton, yo: Victorian buildings, leafy quiet roads and a great village centre with everything you need: pubs, restaurants, cash point, deli, green grocer, butcher, newsagent, coffee shop, cafe, offies and even a techie nerd shop.

[Nick Leeson]

Oxton, yo: Victorian buildings, leafy quiet roads and a great village centre with everything you need: pubs, restaurants, cash point, deli, green grocer, butcher, newsagent, coffee shop, cafe, offies and even a techie nerd shop.

and Birkenhead hanging off it's arse like a nasty, unshakable winnit.

[wiiksie]

Oxton, yo: Victorian buildings, leafy quiet roads and a great village centre with everything you need: pubs, restaurants, cash point, deli, green grocer, butcher, newsagent, coffee shop, cafe, offies and even a techie nerd shop.

Do you have the Oxton Conservatives or maybe the Countryside Alliance there too Paul??

[Dirk]

Do you have the Oxton Conservatives or maybe the Countryside Alliance there too Paul??

 

Oh aye, fucking big pile it is, and all.

[Paul]

and Birkenhead hanging off it's arse like a nasty, unshakable winnit.

 

But it's an oasis of tranquility amid the mayhem and only ten minutes from the beach, the countryside and the city (and your little 'un - Bromborough or Eastham where Liz lives, isn't it?). It's also very diverse in terms of the type of people you see. A very mixed area - even getting mixed ethnically these days, too, which is weird for The Wirral which once seemed like the whitest place in the world.

[Paul]

Do you have the Oxton Conservatives or maybe the Countryside Alliance there too Paul??

 

Oh aye - but it's got loads of freaks, hippies and bomb 'eads, too. Just not much aggro or unpleasantness. Which is nice.

[Fink]

Mum and Dad have just moved to Lydiate.

 

I cant believe theyd do that to me....and theyve only have 2 bedrooms now. They have 2 grand kids from my sister so who do you think gets tasked with sleeping on a matress on the floor of the living room when we all visit.

 

I knew they hated me.

[Nick Leeson]

OK, so we have Oxton -- which frankly isn't happening, err, in any sense of the word; no matter what Paul says. Anywhere else or do you all hate where you live?

 

Or do you just not wanna tell me where it is because you don't want me knocking round for a cup of sugar.

[Guest TK-421]

OK, so we have Oxton -- which frankly isn't happening, err, in any sense of the word; no matter what Paul says.

 

Why not, man? It's got a cash point. A CASH POINT!!!

[Nick Leeson]

Yeah but as the only wrong coloured man in Oxton I'd not be allowed anywhere near it for fear of being accused of trying to turn it into some kind of booby trap.

[Section_31]

If you're looking to buy, the arse has fallen out of the 'apartment' market in Warrington. Was chatting to an estate agent a couple of weeks back, and one which was valued at 150k went on the market for 50 and sold for 43.

[Stu Monty]

If you're looking to buy, the arse has fallen out of the 'apartment' market in Warrington. Was chatting to an estate agent a couple of weeks back, and one which was valued at 150k went on the market for 50 and sold for 43.

 

 

What has Gaz done to you that is so bad it deserves for you to be trying to get him to live in Warrington?