John Barrowman

[Section_31]

He's fucking Scottish for fuck's sake!

 

I wish he'd fuck off too, he's everywhere, he's like agent Smith in the final Matrix film, in fact you can imagine 900 John Barrowmans coming at you in a basketball court trying to bum you.

 

He's on John Woss now, he's on that finding Nancy bollocks, Torchwood and some quizz show.

 

He used to be on some show called the movie game and used to remind you every five seconds what the show was called "Time for round two of....THE MOVIE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!"

 

* smiles with overly white teeth

 

Fuck off.

[Bourbon]

Bet you he gets fucking blow jobs.

 

*googles Smile Clinic payment plans*

[Mendoza]

He's an annoying fucking cunt.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I wanna know how being cheesy has come back into fashion.

 

Him, High School Musical, Britain's Got Talent... what the fuck's going on?

[WaltonRed]

I hate the way in every interview he mentions his privates. He's the worst type of gay man.

 

One who is smutty for the sake of it.

[Mendoza]

He's been talking about his cock all interview. Irritating, mincing wanker.

[Lurtz]

Another BBC darling. Owes almost his entire career to the license payer. "Us." Which means he somehow gets the right to be on every fucking BBC TV programme ever made. Marvellous, isn't it? I love the BBC, me. The formula of:

 

Find a person who is adored by;

 

1. Housewives

2. Grandmothers

3. Henpecked husbands

 

Add the above together with latest 'darling' at optimum viewing time, usually a Saturday evening, then do to death. And repeat. Forever.

 

I'm just happy I hardly watch tv. Tis bollocks.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

He's been talking about his cock all interview. Irritating, mincing wanker.

 

I haven't watched it (had a Curb DVD on :yes:) but if he was then he's only doing it because we're a nation of 8 year olds who are enticed by slightest mention of sex or scandal. I fucking hate England.

[Rafa Shankly]

heres an idea,turn the channel.

[Uncle_Meat]

Interesting sounding band at the end, mind. Sort of The Cure meet New Order kind of thing.

 

Almost makes up for that mincing toothy cuntaxe.

[Section_31]

heres an idea,turn the channel.

 

That's the whole point, he's on EVERY channel!

[Mendoza]

heres an idea,turn the channel.

 

The other guests were decent but yes, i should have turned the cunt off. Lloyd Webber is a fucking tool as well.

[Rafa Shankly]

That's the whole point, he's on EVERY channel!

hes on 3 shows all on different nights.

 

dont get me wrong,im a moany cunt meself but ffs your moaning about john fucking barrowman.

 

i really have heard it all now.

[Section_31]

hes on 3 shows all on different nights.

 

dont get me wrong,im a moany cunt meself but ffs your moaning about john fucking barrowman.

 

i really have heard it all now.

 

And you're moaning about me moaning about John Barrowman.

[Lurtz]

I'd like to add something eloquent about barrowman and lloyd webber and about the way the bbc feel they have to sell their own already overpaid (by US) and overexposed cunts by putting them on a prime time tv chat show, chaired by the most overpaid (by US) of the fucking lot. But I'm a bit pissed so I won't get into it. See my point though? BBC self justification is ace.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

And you're moaning about me moaning about John Barrowman.

 

*applauds*

[Rafa Shankly]

And you're moaning about me moaning about John Barrowman.

yes i must start a thread about it.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I'd like to add something eloquent about barrowman and lloyd webber and about the way the bbc feel they have to sell their own already overpaid (by US) and overexposed cunts by putting them on a prime time tv chat show, chaired by the most overpaid (by US) of the fucking lot. But I'm a bit pissed so I won't get into it. See my point though? BBC self justification is ace.

 

The BBC are shameless cunts. If ANYONE thinks that Little Miss Jocelyn got commisioned for a reason other than the BBC wanting to give a black woman her own programme, they are sorely mistaken. And lets not forget our friend Kelvin's appreance on Question time. Wankers.

[RedKnight]

He's rubbish and I hate his camp face.

[Thants]

I kinda like him.

[Anubis]

I think he's ok. People are on his back because at the moment he's the BBC's flavour of the month and so he's overexposed.

[melons]

just had to google him. He's gay??? damn shame.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Too many fucking pansies on telly these days. I have no idea who he is, but if he's a bandit then I have no interest in watching the unnatural, man bumming cunt. So there.

[Flying Pig]

just had to google him. He's gay??? damn shame.

 

Ive got a theory that hes NOT gay. It seems to be the quickest way to get on TV these days if you have an "interesting" sex life.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Ive got a theory that hes NOT gay. It seems to be the quickest way to get on TV these days if you have an "interesting" sex life.

 

Aye. Personally I have no problem whatsoever with the BBC wasting my licence fee on promoting some Jessie who would be otherwise totally unremarkable other than his liking for plug/plug love rather than plug/socket.