How Lazy Are You?

[Kevin D]

2 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

There are a few brains on here actually, I reckon Dog, Section and Jairzinho are brains. Maybe Howie and Sassas as well. Stu Monty although I agree with little he said was smart. NV was a brain. Add your brainy geeks. 

Is there another way to read this as anything other than a personal insult?

[Kevin D]

Okay SD and Section, but @Jairzinho?

 

I’ve been here for 15 years, I’m not having it.

[niallers]

Just like Larry Burns, I'm so lazy, I'm like a rug on valium

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Okay SD and Section, but @Jairzinho?

 

I’ve been here for 15 years, I’m not having it.

 

I'm too lazy to actually find out what you're referring to here.

[Bjornebye]

SD uses google then scatters when challenged. No chance he's a contender in the smartest on here. He pisses on me to be fair though which is why I'm always chasing him. 

[Captain Howdy]

22 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Okay SD and Section, but @Jairzinho?

 

I’ve been here for 15 years, I’m not having it.

Smart boy is Jairzinho, politically I’m probably all he detests (Blairite etc) 

but he knows his onions, boss on cricket as well. I’d deffo have a beer with him. He’d probably rather nail his bollocks to the floor like!!! Which is fair 

[Captain Howdy]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

SD uses google then scatters when challenged. No chance he's a contender in the smartest on here. He pisses on me to be fair though which is why I'm always chasing him. 

He definitely is, he’s clearly intelligent 

[Rushies tash]

I'm pretty good at quizzes, but posting on here, in comparison to some, I sound like Ralph Wiggum.

[Kevin D]

6 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Smart boy is Jairzinho, politically I’m probably all he detests (Blairite etc) 

but he knows his onions, boss on cricket as well. I’d deffo have a beer with him. He’d probably rather nail his bollocks to the floor like!!! Which is fair 

Can you believe the balls on this prick?

[Captain Howdy]

Anyway bring back Rico, he was definitely smart, took zero shit as well. Jack the Sipper is switched on also.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

He definitely is, he’s clearly intelligent 

 

I didn't say he wasn't intelligent. 

[Captain Howdy]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I didn't say he wasn't intelligent. 

True, you did say he wasn’t one of the smartest on here though which is bollocks imo. You did also say he pisses on you though, which is fair.

[Jairzinho]

17 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Smart boy is Jairzinho, politically I’m probably all he detests (Blairite etc) 

but he knows his onions, boss on cricket as well. I’d deffo have a beer with him. He’d probably rather nail his bollocks to the floor like!!! Which is fair 

 

Ha, wrong on both counts, mate.

 

Would snap your left bollock off to have a late 90s Labour government at the moment, and I wouldn't mind a TLW day at the cricket either!

[Kevin D]

11 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Ha, wrong on both counts, mate.

 

Would snap your left bollock off to have a late 90s Labour government at the moment, and I wouldn't mind a TLW day at the cricket either!

Gordon Brown, though, yeah?

 

Although, in fairness, Blair was a pretty good PM in 99.

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Kevin D said:

Gordon Brown, though, yeah?

 

Although, in fairness, Blair was a pretty good PM in 99.

 

I'd always prefer Brown to Blair, but first term under the latter was some pretty good gear for the UK.

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

True, you did say he wasn’t one of the smartest on here though which is bollocks imo. You did also say he pisses on you though, which is fair.

 

I just think a few others are smarter. He's clearly a smart lad. 

 

You piss on me. 

[Bjornebye]

Anyway back to laziness. @Fugitive definitely doesn't wipe his arse after shit. 

[Trumo]

 

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Anyway back to laziness. @Fugitive definitely doesn't wipe his arse after shit. 

I have someone who does it for me.

[Captain Howdy]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I just think a few others are smarter. He's clearly a smart lad. 

 

You piss on me. 

Well yeah but I thought we agreed to keep that quiet 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Well yeah but I thought we agreed to keep that quiet 

 

Just don't be late again on Tuesday. Norris Green park this time, 10am. 

[Rushies tash]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Just don't be late again on Tuesday. Norris Green park this time, 10am. 

 

By the mansion? Can anyone come along?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

By the mansion? Can anyone come along?

 

Mansion?? 

[Rushies tash]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Mansion?? 

 

 

In the loosest terms, yeah. I'll be wearing a red carnation. 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

 

In the loosest terms, yeah. I'll be wearing a red carnation. 

 

The "Friend of Norris Green park" are some of the finest people on the planet. They keep it lovely. 

 

I'll be the one lay down like Gazza after he scored against Scotland