Tory Cabinet Thread

[Anubis]

Four Tory MPs refusing to say if they’ve paid capital gains tax on the sale of taxpayer-funded second homes. Transparency in government.

 

For clarity, the rules say they can keep the profit from the same, but given how much fuss they kicked up over the £48k Rayner made from the sale of her council house, these cunts should be transparent about any tax they paid on the £5.4m profit they collectively pocketed.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Four Tory MPs refusing to say if they’ve paid capital gains tax on the sale of taxpayer-funded second homes. Transparency in government.

 

For clarity, the rules say they can keep the profit from the same, but given how much fuss they kicked up over the £48k Rayner made from the sale of her council house, these cunts should be transparent about any tax they paid on the £5.4m profit they collectively pocketed.

I, for one, am shocked to the core by the suggestion that Tories could be a shower of corrupt, venal, hypocritical cunts.

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/four-tory-mps-who-made-32793408

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sunak desperately trying to scare people into voting for an authorian, corrupt shower of bigots.

 

It won't work.

[Anubis]

This is spot on. This is very much being overlooked in all the furore about Elphick.

 

[an tha]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Sunak desperately trying to scare people into voting for an authorian, corrupt shower of bigots.

 

It won't work.

Never underestimate the cuntishness of people - they know their target audience and this "vote for us, we'll defend britain against the rest, and labour won't" will hit home with it.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

33 minutes ago, an tha said:

Never underestimate the cuntishness of people - they know their target audience and this "vote for us, we'll defend britain against the rest, and labour won't" will hit home with it.

It will resonate with the minority of stupid cunts who already support the Tories and the Far Right; I don't think anyone else will be convinced.

[an tha]

20 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It will resonate with the minority of stupid cunts who already support the Tories and the Far Right; I don't think anyone else will be convinced.

Hopefully

[AngryOfTuebrook]

31 minutes ago, an tha said:

Hopefully

I think it will land like Baddiel and Skinner re-working Three Lions for yet another tournament: some hard core fans will lap it up unthinkingly, but most people will just roll their eyes and say "Jesus, this tired old shit again!"

[Tj hooker]

So the cunt who has hounded Angela Raynor for months doesn't like it when the tables are turned , Fucking hell .

[Anubis]

Just the UK's Health Minister spreading conspiracy theories in official literature.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/13/uk-minister-maria-caulfield-faces-calls-to-refer-herself-to-ethics-adviser-over-false-15-minute-city-claims

[Pidge]

4 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Sunak desperately trying to scare people into voting for an authorian, corrupt shower of bigots.

 

It won't work.

Like an abusive spouse watching their victim finally walking to the door, "you won't be able to cope out there alone". 

 

Desperate stuff.

[clangers]

16 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Like an abusive spouse watching their victim finally walking to the door, "you won't be able to cope out there alone". 

 

Desperate stuff.

Everyone's just tuned out now. Liz Truss doomed them. For every reference for Jeremy Corbin I give you Liz Truss. Last time I checked Corbin hasn't crashed the UK economy unlike Liz.

[Section_31]

Loves his speeches the wee man doesn't he. What a boring, empty suit he is.

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Loves his speeches the wee man doesn't he. 

 

Looking forward to the collection of them on DVD when he leaves.

 

The Blu Ray will feature commentary from Larry the Cat.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Common sense solutions to the country's biggest problems.

[Bruce Spanner]

52 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Common sense solutions to the country's biggest problems.

I’ve often thought that doing this would help me get a dentist appointment, but have thus far been unable to say through fear of censure.

 

Thanks, Esther, you stupid fucking cunt.

[Section_31]

Let's end non-jobs, says 'minister for common sense'. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Another day, another chance for the Tory cunts to show that they've got nothing to fight the next election on except phony culture wars.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-69013002

[Section_31]

Gullis and some other clown being 'probed', arf. 

 

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24315697.two-tory-mps-placed-investigation-westminster-watchdog/

[Anubis]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/local-legend-cried-after-passport-29178274

 

 

[Anubis]

Can’t see this having any adverse consequences….

 

[Section_31]

It's pure plunder now, that's what the delay is for the election, like Nazis grabbing their Picassos before jumping a U Boat to Argentina.

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Wonderful…

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

It's pure plunder now, that's what the delay is for the election, like Nazis grabbing their Picassos before jumping a U Boat to Argentina.

 

 

I feel like it has been since Johnson won the election. They will have known that cunt would fuck it up then along comes Covid which they will have known they’d fuck up so it was kids at the pic n mix time. And us cucks have let them do it. I can imagine some thatcher type “we’ve left the county in a far better state than when we took over” shite followed a week by “Look at the state of the country under Labour” I hate them with every single ounce of my being. Every fucking one of them. Including those who voted that fucking wildebeest in