Liverpool v Chelsea 11/5/16

[suzy]

We've started well

[Anubis]

Unlucky.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If we want it and are sharp and clinical enough we can get a bagful tonight.

 

This Chelsea team there for the taking. 

[Hand Shandy]

All over them.

 

Makes me nervous.

[aladdinsane]

Decent start, need a goal though.

[Arl arse]

We're cunting them in the bastard here.

[mouse1989]

They must have just switched over or something. Nothing but cricket highlights when I put it on and the guide said Scottish Premier.

 

Useless sky fucks.

It only started at 7:55 tbf

[Longview1982]

Sturridge performs in the big games and has something to prove to Chelsea, the only times he's played them was when he came on as a sub when Rafa was their manager and the last few minutes of the game we all want to forget.Tonight will be the game where he will shine against Chelsea and we'll win.

 

You may want to check that again as there was a later game he played in that was significantly more one you'd want to forget.

[Hand Shandy]

Courtois injured or dropped cos he wants out?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Perfect stream, good start. Need a goal for our troubles though.

[suzy]

They must have just switched over or something. Nothing but cricket highlights when I put it on and the guide said Scottish Premier. 

 

Useless sky fucks. 

 

I was getting worried too - it went straight to our game on SS2 at 7.55pm

[Guest Pistonbroke]

We're cunting them in the bastard here.

 

Hopefully we'll score soon. 

 

I want Costa to come on and Toure breaks both of his legs. 

[Arl arse]

Courtois injured or dropped cos he wants out?

Can't play against his new club.

[Joe Strummer]

Courtois injured or dropped cos he wants out?

It's his birthday today and he's pulled a sickie. Gone backwards this year him.

[Arl arse]

Hopefully we'll score soon. 

 

I want Costa to come on and Toure breaks both of his legs.

 

He's out with a hamstring injury I think, hope he does him in the dressing room.

[suzy]

Couple of goals then Sturridge off please

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Courtois injured or dropped cos he wants out?

 

He's on duty to look after Terry, they are down the playground chucking dog shit at the dark skinned kids. 

[Anubis]

"Where's your famous plastic flags?"

 

Ha.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That "chelsea" chant in the cockney accent. Fuck. Brutal.

[Jairzinho]

We should do some goals now.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Gone a wee bit pedestrian

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He's out with a hamstring injury I think, hope he does him in the dressing room.

 

Maybe we'll have to rely on Kante kicking his cunt in on Sunday. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Are Sky fucking about with the crowd mics here?

 

Our fans were singing and then it just cut out, mid song. Keeps going loud and quiet too.

[Arl arse]

Good block Kolo

[Arl arse]

Are Sky fucking about with the crowd mics here?

Our fans were singing and then it just cut out, mid song. Keeps going loud and quiet too.

They always do it, quims.