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Oct 1: L 1 Sion 1 Shite that. Yeah we should have won and we had the chances to do it, but that was a terrible team we played tonight and once again we failed to beat them despite taking an early lead. Rodgers spoke afterwards about how we’re “rebuilding”. Sorry, but you’re in year four now, if it’s a “rebuild” it’s because you’ve fucked up the previous three years worth of signings. You can't be pulling that shit on us, it's like GH wanting to start a new "five year plan" in year five.

Oct 2: Former Everton full back Michael Ball says “I wouldn't have one LFC player in Everton’s team”. Of course you wouldn’t, you shite sad bitter little bastard. Just like you wouldn’t wear those Predator boots because they had a little bit of red on them, you pathetic loser.

  Staying with the Blues, and Martinez insists we should be favourites for the derby, despite us sucking monkey balls all season and being below them in the table. Not to mention they have home advantage. Can't blame him though, I think a mate of mine summed it up best when he said our best chance of winning this one is that "any time they go into a derby with their dicks swinging they bottle it". They love being underdogs and don’t know how to deal with expectation. Remember when Stevie got sent off and their fans celebrated like it was a goal, only for their players to completely panic and lose 3-1? No wonder Martinez wants no part of the 'favourites' tag.

  In other news today, saw this in the Echo… “Teixeira: Heart to heart with Rodgers reassured me I will get opportunities at LFC”. Hey Joao, wanna buy some magic beans lad? He didn’t even get named in the 25 man Europa League squad and didn’t make the bench in the Capital One Cup against a League Two side at Anfield, so what chance does he have of getting any games?

Oct 3: Put the radio on in the car and there was a caller from Yorkshire talking about how he was taking his lad to Stamford Bridge for the first time. His kid’s a Chelsea fan, and the presenters naturally asked the fella if he was too. “I was a Leeds fan, but my son has converted me now and I follow Chelsea” he answered. Wait, what??? His son "converted" him? And would he have converted him if Chelsea hadn’t been winning leagues and European Cups, and if Leeds hadn’t totally imploded? Fucking piece of filth, there’s nothing worse in my eyes than anyone over the age of 10 switching teams.

  It happens far more than any of us realise though. My mate Julian lives in Mansfield and he was telling me how the local Sports Direct now stocks Man City shirts as well as Chelsea and the more traditionally well supported big clubs. Hardly a surprise, I’m sure it’s the same all over the country now that City are successful, but his point was that they stock them in adult sizes as well as kids. I’d never thought about it before, but he makes a great point: Just who the fuck is buying an adult Man City shirt? Cunts. That’s who. There’s a special place in hell reserved for anyone who changes teams like that. Fucking grown men suddenly deciding to support another team just because they’re successful? The fucking worst of the worst.

  Speaking of the worst of the worst, Mourinho has a meltdown live on Sky after Chelsea were turned over by Southampton. This is great, he might actually get the sack soon the way he’s going.

Oct 4: Brendan has beaten him to it though, given his marching orders after a fairly dismal derby at Goodison today. Not that this result had anything to do with it, his fate had been settled weeks ago. You know what's pretty funny though? The Blues didn't even get the satisfaction of claiming they got him the sack. This team was virtually on it's death bed and all they had to do was pull the plug on life support, but they couldn’t even do that the absolute bunch of losers.

 

Oct 5: Ancelotti and Klopp are the two names everyone is talking about now, and despite all our jokes about Eddie Howe and Garry Monk etc, it does genuinely look like FSG mean business this time. Let’s face it, why would you sack Rodgers now if you weren’t going to get someone that’s proven quality? I’m quite excited here, which is never a good thing as usually ends in disappointment all round. Just ask my wife….

 

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[Arl arse]

Really enjoyed that read, the icing on the cake was Josemi in the bottom photo.

[Paul]

Where's the usual sign off??? You've changed, Dave.

[shouter]

Boss that Dave.

[dave u]

Just realised I'd missed out Oct 22's entry and also a Joe Allen / Klopp caption, so amended that now.

[Paul]

Just realised I'd missed out Oct 22's entry and also a Joe Allen / Klopp caption, so amended that now.

You've still missed off your usual ending.

[deiseach]

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Oct 9 [2015]: Fair to say that Klopp’s press conference has done nothing to quell the mass high-steria sweeping our fan base. In fact, he’s merely added to it as he knocked the fucker out of the park. Everything he said merely increased the hype and expectation, he’s got everyone eating out the palm of his hand. I’m trying to keep a lid on my own excitement because these things always end in tears for us, but it's not easy as he’s the fucking man isn’t he? Absolutely can’t wait for the Spurs game now.

Heh. About playing Spurs...