How pissed will you get if we win the league ?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I may die

Accidental neg mate. I'll fix in a minute.

[KMD7]

Accidental neg mate. I'll fix in a minute.

No probs mate.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

 

[the walsh]

the last game of the season clashes with my daughter communion, im hoping for a scenario that if we beat the chavs and we can secure it against palace, on the monday night. a last game nail biter will be a nightmare the thought of gerrard goin up to collect the tittle gives me goosebumps i still cant belive where on the verge of it unreal.

[tenner]

I will be so pissed that I won't remember where I live for at least a week. Well that is what I will tell the misses.

[Coro]

Asleep under a parked car kinda drunk.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

By the time I sober up, Norfolk will be 6ft under the North Sea.

[tex88]

I am in Ibiza for the Palace game and i come back the day before the Newcastle game. Couldn't give a shit which day we win it as long as we do, i will be pissed as a fart for the whole week anyway 

[Reckoner]

My idea is always the same, to think about it one drink at a time, and to think only about the next drink.

If at the end of the day I am talking to the plant, then I say, ok I am pissed.

[niallers]

Any recommendations for an extremely mild cigar for a total non smoker. I've always promised myself that I would spark up a stogie should a lotto win,or as unlikely,a title triumph occur.

[niallers]

My wife is heavily pregnant. Her expected date is the 9th May. She went two day over with our last one. We play Newcastle on the 11th. I should have just had a wank on that balmy night last august. I probably won't even be able to touch a drop around that time. Man points earned however because there's a chance she'll be going in for a c-section (baby currently lying wrong way) and I've already been in touch with the hospital to confirm they don't do these kind of operations on a Sunday (match day). If, heaven forbid, we lose the league on the last day and my daughter is born, I'll be happy on the outside, but devastated on the inside if we don't get No.19.

My other half is due the end of May but has been having "weird" pains and thinks she'll go early. I've already told her to have her mother around cos should we win it,I'll be found on a fishing trawler somewhere in the north Atlantic.

[Stouffer]

A nice Romeo y Julietta "Torro" should see you right.

[INTORRESTING]

Reckon it is better to be near the ground or in the city centre for newcastle game?

 

 

 

[niallers]

A nice Romeo y Julietta "Torro" should see you right.

Unless it's rolled on a virgins thigh,like it's supposed to,I wouldn't even bother. But in fairness,don't think that my first puff of a tobacco product should be a Cuban. I'd die.

[Reckoner]

Reckon it is better to be near the ground or in the city centre for newcastle game?

Been wondering this, I'm thinking of watching it near the ground and making my way into town an hour after we ,er, finish playing. Do any other readers not have tickets?

[INTORRESTING]

Not sure how easy it will be to get back into town!

 

 

 

[GUS]

Think the workplaces of Liverpool will be half empty the day after. And they had better come round in a bus so we can all get pissed again.

[Pony Princess]

Probably just not work on the Monday.  After the game, sit down for a while, take a deep breath, take it all in.  Give thanks, enjoy the moment.  Then get absolutely wankered.

[CardinalX]

Reckon it is better to be near the ground or in the city centre for newcastle game?

Better for what?

[Bjornebye]

Better for what?

 

Fuck off 

[CardinalX]

Not sure how easy it will be to get back into town!

 

 

Its a 30 minutes stroll.

 

 

[CardinalX]

Fuck off 

 

 

Who the fuck are you?

Go fuck yourself you Norwegian cunt.

 

 

[SammyAftershave]

Should things turn out like I would dearly like them to, I'll drink draft Guiness till my farts smell a dartboard on fire in a field next to a toothpick factory, at the very least.

[Hand Shandy]

Who the fuck are you?

Go fuck yourself you Norwegian cunt.

 

 

Hahahahahahaha!

 

[INTORRESTING]

If we win the title it will be more than 30 mins! Everyone will be losing their minds!