Friday Nights In.

[brucespanner]

I'm not normally one for staying in, but I'm under Doctors orders and you know what? Tonights tuning out fantastically!

 

I made a lovely cottage pie, with an Italian twist, I'm drinking the rest of the bottle of red which I made the aforementioned pie with, I have a packet of Caramel Digestives to wade through, a girl I fancy has been in touch and fucking Raw Deal in on the telebox.

 

C'est bon!

[brucespanner]

To make it better I'm going seeing Junipers ace band soon.

 

Fuck, it just gets better!

[RJ Fan club]

Nice one Bruce.

 

By rights I should be out on the ale. But we bought a house today, so need to tighten the belt until its sorted. Also off to do a walk on the South Downs tomorrow morning in the snow. Ideal weather conditions for a practice for the Yorkshire 3 peaks in two weeks time.

 

I should by rights be gagging for a pint and kebab to celebrate the new gaff. I'm not, I'm happy with a cuppa and an early night.

 

Goodnight all.

[brucespanner]

Good on you RJ, sounds beautiful, you, er, broke the bedroom in yet, nudge nudge.

 

Anybody else having a remarkably unremarkable evening and loving it?

 

Come on, tales, we need more tales dagnamit!

[Captain]

Staying in tonight. Going out on my snowmobile early tomorrow.

[TheBitch]

I stayed in tonight. It's fucking shit.

 

Watched The Wicker man for the first time. It was odd.

 

Anyway. Fucking shit staying in and not drinking.

[brucespanner]

I stayed in tonight. It's fucking shit.

 

Watched The Wicker man for the first time. It was odd.

 

Anyway. Fucking shit staying in and not drinking.

 

Don't be sad Mr TheBitch

 

Here's some pictures of Salma Heyek to cheer you up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Better?

[Hand Shandy]

I love Salma Hayek a lot.

[brucespanner]

I love Salma Hayek a lot.

 

Question.

 

Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz?

 

 

I struggle to tell them apart.

[TheBitch]

Thanks Bruce. That's made my night better than shit.

 

 

Salma for me btw.

[Hand Shandy]

Too difficult.

 

I'll throw Monica Bellucci into the mix as well.

 

I would have that woman's babies!

[brucespanner]

Thanks Bruce. That's made my night better than shit.

 

 

Salma for me btw.

 

I really don't know, they confuse me, I always mistake them.

 

To make it less shit night here's Allen Ginsberg reading Howl (Part 1) some of the greatest words ever put to paper.

 

[YOUTUBE]MVGoY9gom50[/YOUTUBE]

[brucespanner]

Too difficult.

 

I'll throw Monica Bellucci into the mix as well.

 

I would have that woman's babies!

 

Here seen licking your baby making muck off her face.

 

[The Tott]

Belluci is bellisimo

[joeyk]

I found this. Which was nice.

 

 

[YOUTUBE]I42Hc40wumg[/YOUTUBE]

[Unrighteous]

Played online poker all night. My friday night in was ace.