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Club Sandwiches


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Aren't they great?

 

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1) Toasted granary with a layer of wholegrain mustard

2) Thick layers of succulent chicken

3) Slice of emmental

4) Another layer of toast

5) Bacon

6) Tomato

7) Spinach

8 ) Last bit of toast with a layer of mayo

 

Cut in two then two again. Open mouth wide and grab a napkin.

 

This was my lunch today. £3.80 but worth every bit.

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Fuck off Cain, the succulent chicken clearly makes or breaks the integrity of the sandwich.

 

Very interesting choice of condiment though with the wholegrain mustard, but one I must say I fully approve of. I'd lose the tomato though, and replace it with cucumber and a bit of a lettuce.

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Fuck off Cain, the succulent chicken clearly makes or breaks the integrity of the sandwich.

 

Very interesting choice of condiment though with the wholegrain mustard, but one I must say I fully approve of. I'd lose the tomato though, and replace it with cucumber and a bit of a lettuce.

 

Woo Ramsay.

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"I eat a lot of club sandwiches, who doesn't man, sandwiches are easy to eat. But I hate sandwiches at New York deli's, too much fuckin' meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "What would you like sir?" "A pastrami sandwich." "Anything else?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people." "What kind of bread?" "Rye... no, fuck, banana... you got banana bread?" "What kind of cheese?" "Cottage." "Get the fuck out! I'm not makin' a banana bread, pastrami, cottage cheese sandwich. That will severely ruin my reputation."

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I'm shit at eating club sandwiches though. I make a right mess and can never manage to keep all the filling in the bread neatly. It still all gets eaten/ate but in order to truly enjoy them I think you need an equal amount of each filling rather than being left with a stray tomato and bit of bacon at the end.

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The succulent chicken isn't gay. It is the use of the word succulent.

 

It's the most commonly used phrase to describe delicious poultry.

 

Bloody foreigners think they can come over here, and chastise our use of vocabulary!

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