Robert Keane to Liverpool Football Club

[mht1892]

Just got told by a close friend to Robbie Keane that he will be a liverpool player within a week.

 

is Keane moving into Zidane's house then......... :lol:

[Robbiec]

is Keane moving into Zidane's house then......... :lol:

 

No Martin o'Neills house Zidane is keeping his for Henry.

[DUFF]

So Tuesday it is!!!!

[StevieH]

Guillem Balague Website

 

There have been some interesting comments from Rafa Benitez regarding David Villa. With Peter Crouch on the brink of leaving the club, the Liverpool manager has been reported as saying “we will try to bring in another option. Villa is a player we know all about and he is on our list. But maybe it will be difficult."

This has triggered a lot of speculation that that the Valencia striker is on his way to Anfield. However, my view on David Villa has not changed and I still fell that he will most likely remain in Spain this summer; although a great deal still depends upon the new owners at Valencia and what decisions they will take regarding the sale of their biggest assets.

As things stand at the moment, there has been no contact with David Villa’s agent regarding a possible transfer.

 

I said before that I do not think that Liverpool will sign David Villa, and I haven’t changed my mind. Of course, Rafa is an admirer of the player and, let’s face it, who wouldn’t love to sign him. However, I think that Villa is well out of Liverpool’s price range and all of this talk about the Spanish striker is distracting people from a far more likely signing: Robbie Keane

 

Keane has informed Juande Ramos of his desire to play for Liverpool and if the funds are available, then the Spurs forward could very well be the ‘nice surprise for Liverpool fans’ I recently spoke of: certainly a far more realistic option than David Villa who, at the moment, is diverting attention away from the club's genuine targets.

[Eiler]

Balague is clearly using Keane as a smokescreen for David Villa.

[woodylfc]

whats clear from that is balague obviously had no clue who we were going to sign when he mentioned the nice surprise previously.

[Guest Barksey]

Ballague's credibilty has hit rock bottom with that piece.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Ballague's credibilty has hit rock bottom with that piece.

 

I didn't realise he had any credibility in the first place.

 

He changes his story every times he opens his gob.

[James Dean]

Ballague's credibilty has hit rock bottom with that piece.

 

I doubt he could get any lower to begin with.

[Spy Bee]

Ballague's credibilty has hit rock bottom with that piece.

 

Hmm, you seem familiar.

[el graco]

So Keane it is then,according to Mr.Balague.How much?

[CWD82]

Hmm, you seem familiar.

 

His fifth post gave him away

[Xabi D]

I love Guillem but Keane is more like a sick suprise then a "nice one".

[Ted]

Like taking a blindfold off after receiving a blowjob and seeing it was your mother who fellated you? Like that kind of sick surprise?

[Unrighteous]

Like taking a blindfold off after receiving a blowjob and seeing it was your mother who fellated you? Like that kind of sick surprise?

 

No, Xabi D was fine with that one.

[OnizukaEikichi]

Its not a surprise. More like, okay, we got Keane.

[Thants]

I feel something in my water (yes, fiddling with my own piss again) something will happen today. It may be Keane, it may be Bazzer, but something, something will happen.

[JohnnyH]

I feel something in my water (yes, fiddling with my own piss again) something will happen today. It may be Keane, it may be Bazzer, but something, something will happen.

 

You've shit yourself again.

[Thants]

You've shit yourself again.

 

In your dreams, Honeychin.

[woodylfc]

I love Guillem but Keane is more like a sick suprise then a "nice one".

 

 

Why would a striker that scored over 20 goals for a mid table team last season be a sick surprise ?

[Red '84]

Why would a striker that scored over 20 goals for a mid table team last season be a sick surprise ?

 

eh duh, maybe its any of the following reasons

 

* he's got a shit tan

* he doesnt do ten stepovers a second

* he doesnt hit free kicks with the outside of his boots

* he doesnt wear white boots

* he doesnt have a long hair, therefore he doesnt wear a hairband

* he doesnt have a fancy sounding name

[Bourbon]

Ballague's credibilty has hit rock bottom with that piece.

 

Yes to an extent - he clearly hasn't a clue at present though.

 

Balague obviously has a lot of contacts and sources so he can't blow it just by whispering everything back out to the football community and public.

 

No-one would confide or share with him then.

[woodylfc]

eh duh' date=' maybe its any of the following reasons

 

* he's got a shit tan

* he doesnt do ten stepovers a second

* he doesnt hit free kicks with the outside of his boots

* he doesnt wear white boots

* he doesnt have a long hair, therefore he doesnt wear a hairband

* he doesnt have a fancy sounding name[/quote']

 

My mistake, and his name is not Roberto Keaneglasias

[Bourbon]

In your dreams, Honeychin.

 

Thants for the memories.

[Red '84]

My mistake, and his name is not Roberto Keaneglasias

 

he also would stand a chance of being a popular signing if he'd only have been viewed on you tube.