tlw footy tonight...

[Nick Leeson]

Not on my watch. I fucking hate that place.

[Nick Leeson]

Went to get a new pair of Astros today because I have a little tear in the toe of my right boot.... anyway...

 

I go to SportsDirect in Liverpool One and find a pair that I like and say, "alright... I will have them."

 

They take them behind the counter... and fucking hell, I go to buy them and they bring the box up and enter it and whatnot, and just for shits and giggles I open the box and its the wrong fucking pair.

 

They sold my astros to someone who was looking for something else.

 

Last pair in my size, as well.

 

Bastards.

 

(Was also oddly tempted by the cameroon shirt to play in...)

 

You talk like a fucking German! Why is opening the box to check the shoes for shits & giggles? At which point does the shitting and the giggling actually commence? Seriously, you need one of them Rosetta stone things for English.

 

I can't wait to neg you again. Someone neg this utter, utter douchebag for me. Just for shits and giggles.

[Harry Squatter]

I'll play

[Woo]

1. Woo

2. UEM

3. Discuit

4. Liverpool Lad

5. Dave U

6. Ezekiel

7. John G

8. DT

9. Rene

10. Carradona

11. Agt P

12. Agt P's homey

13. Leeson

14. Seraf

15. Dr Troy

16. Unrighteous

 

Is that the definite list?

[Carradona]

I'm giving it a miss this week.

[Liverpool lad]

1. Woo

2. UEM

3. Discuit

4. Liverpool Lad

5. Dave U

6. Ezekiel

7. John G

8. DT

9. Rene

10.

11. Agt P

12. Agt P's homey

13. Leeson

14. Seraf

15. Dr Troy

16. Unrighteous

 

Lets sort the teams out and remember to wear opposing colours.

[Woo]

I'm giving it a miss this week.

 

Why?

[Durango]

I'm giving it a miss this week.

Is that it then i'm off the Subs Bench

 

Am just doing a few Star Jumps to loosen me up.

 

I've just got a 2 stripe Tracky from TJ's,anyone know anyone selling an extra 1.

[Carradona]

Why?

 

I said last week that I wasn't going to play unless my cough had cleared up because I couldn't do any running last week and didn't enjoy it.

 

My cough has got worse since then so I'm going to give it a miss this week and wait for my cough to fuck right off.

[Unrighteous]

You talk like a fucking German! Why is opening the box to check the shoes for shits & giggles? At which point does the shitting and the giggling actually commence? Seriously, you need one of them Rosetta stone things for English.

 

I can't wait to neg you again. Someone neg this utter, utter douchebag for me. Just for shits and giggles.

 

Don't be angry because I can ride ALL the rollercoasters... not just the teacups.

[Woo]

Don't be angry because I can ride ALL the rollercoasters... not just the teacups.

 

I personally wouldn't class the teacups as a rollercoaster. If you would have said the caterpillar and the apple (the kiddy rollercoaster in Southport) it would have been more apt. ;)

[funkster]

If needed i will be available

[Woo]

If needed i will be available

 

Good man Duncan.

 

That's even teams again then. Who wants to pick teams this week?

[funkster]

Good man Duncan.

 

That's even teams again then. Who wants to pick teams this week?

 

You did such a good job last week Alex then i am sure you can do it again.

 

Also , maybe an idea for shirt colours as well ie darks and lights ?

[Woo]

You did such a good job last week Alex then i am sure you can do it again.

 

Also , maybe an idea for shirt colours as well ie darks and lights ?

 

Ezekiel picked them last week. I thought the general consenscous what that someone different would pick them each week, but I don't mind picking them again.

 

And yeah, dark shirts v light shirts is a great idea. Although it's alright for the two keepers.

[Durango]

If needed i will be available

Am on before you Buddy.

[Unrighteous]

I personally wouldn't class the teacups as a rollercoaster. If you would have said the caterpillar and the apple (the kiddy rollercoaster in Southport) it would have been more apt. ;)

 

Good point, Woo.

[Carradona]

I'll pick the teams since I'm not playing, if you want?

[Woo]

Am on before you Buddy.

 

Dear Mr. Durango

 

We regret to inform you that unfortunately for you, funkster is a regular at TLW Footy, so he gets picked ahead of you for selection.

 

We will keep your details on record incase the vast, vast majority of able and willing players decease and we are left with no other option than to ask you to play.

 

We wish you every success in any future windups.

 

Yours with a firm but fair handshake.

 

Everyone at TLW.

[Woo]

I'll pick the teams since I'm not playing, if you want?

 

Go on then, you lazy, tax dodging, student bastard.

[Carradona]

"Firm but fair handshake"

 

aws sure does have a firm hand shake! You can feel it for about 5 minutes after it takes place.

[Carradona]

Team 1:

 

UEM

Liverpool lad

DT

Nick Leeson

Rene

Seraf

Unrighteous

Woo

 

Team 2:

 

Agt P

John G

Funkster

Ezekiel

Agt P's mate

Doctor Troy

Discuit

Dave Usher

[Unrighteous]

Me, Woo, and Leeson on the same side? ... But... but... but

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I dont get it, Has mick not just said he is playing ? And I thought Ted was aswell ? Aside from that Im not fussed about what teams we have.

[Liverpool lad]

I dont get it, Has mick not just said he is playing ? And I thought Ted was aswell ? Aside from that Im not fussed about what teams we have.

 

I thought that as well