The price of wanking...

[Captain Turdseye]

Should be £82, according to one female Texas politician.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jessica-farrar-mans-right-to-know-masturbation-fine-texas-abortion-law-emission-a7626441.html

 

That's the proposed fine for discharging 'masturbatory emissions' anywhere other than at a designated clinic. For the men of Texas, soon every wank could be a danger wank.

 

"Stop! Put your hands on your head!"

 

"Is it alright if I just wash them first?"

[Dr Nowt]

Senator Dale Lee Agsby will be skint in short order.

[Chip Butty]

I'd be filing for Wankruptcy

[Guest Pistonbroke]

A case of "Texas don't hold em." 

[Alan Sex]

Now what will all those Texans do when they have their gun collections laid out in front of them?

[ZonkoVille77]

Impossible to spill one out to this thread

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Expensive to spill one out to this thread

[Alan Sex]

I'll have a wank. Fine by me.

[Section_31]

 

Some of the old time Texans never even had a wank. A lotta folks find that hard to believe. Jim Scarborough'd never had one; that's the younger Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn't have one up in Comanche County. But the amount of wanking you hear about now, I don't know what to say about that. I surely don't.

[SammyAftershave]

Here comes the Judge, here comes the Judge....

 

[Trumo]

They're fining them in pounds?

[Arl arse]

Yer Ma's a Texan.

[Alan Sex]

Yer Ma's a Texan.

And a wanker. Bad spot to be in.

[Arl arse]

And a wanker. Bad G Spot to be in.

Agree Al.

[Captain Turdseye]

They're fining them in pounds?

And ounces.

[Bjornebye]

Better than a 10 stretch I guess

[Arl arse]

[Chairman Meow]

 

 

She said its rules — including a mandatory waiting period before a vasectomy procedure or receiving a prescription for Viagra, as well as a "medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam"

 

Hand job and a finger up the ass for £82?

 

It's not unreasonable. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I can't believe the name of one of the commenters to that article. Fucked up.