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Doner Kebabs

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Elite
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Imagine moving over there and going to collect your jobseekers allowance only to be given a kebab.

RoboRiise
RoboRiise

Not short of good kebab shops in Oldham but even so I'm lucky that one of the best is also the closest to me.  Does the usual doner and chicken doner but also lovely fresh cubed lamb, chicken and a fr

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Karl_b

Kebap.

Spy Bee Grand Master

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Chicken kebabs all the way for me, I wouldn't feed that Donor stuff to a dog.

Chicken kebabs are like taking a posh girl out for a nice meal. You have lovely conversation, she's dressed impeccably, has good manners and she makes you want to be a better man. That's all well and good, and there is definitely a place for that. But a doner kebab is a dirty cum guzzling slut who just can't wait to get on your knob and we all know there is definitely a place for that too!

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Chris, on 14 Jan 2015 - 4:56 PM, said:

 

In the United States you can avoid the guilt of eating a Doner Kebab by going to a specialist place and getting a healthy greek delicacy called a gyro. Exactly the same thing, except it has that Tziki sauce shite instead of chili and garlic mayo. But I didn't have a kebab, I had a gyro.

Fuck sake.

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Elite Grand Master

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Elite you have creased me up about 5 times in the last few days, to the point where I dreaded reading that then as i'm sat at my desk and the office is quiet. Now i'm 9pissing myself.

 

Bra fucking vo

I am on a roll of late. I am usually a proper unfunny cunt.

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The only time I've had a kebab in Liverpool was from a takeaway in Mossley Hill not far from the station. Way too greasy and they'd not bothered to blanch the onions so that extremely pungent raw taste was still there.

 

Chris' Chippy, my old local emporium. Not noted for their kebabs, but their Chinese meals are legendary.

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Had a few this after. Whilst a double cheeseburger is what I'm really after, I'd probably eat one of these minging things and enjoy it. Fucking starving.

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