Ideal celebrity date?

[Jennings]

I have to do a quiz at work and one of the questions is "ideal celebrity date?"

I don't really have one. They are all dull and vacuous pretty-girls.

 

I want to put someone who would be the choice of the discerning married gentleman. It needs to reflect my persona as dedicated, professional and deep thinking. I can't really put "Pippa Middleton 'cos I'd like to fuck the arse off her."

 

I just know this question is right up the GF alley.

 

But hurry up I have to hand it in today.

[Pony Princess]

"Justin Bieber. Because I am a pederast." would cause a stir.

[Jose Jones]

Moira Stewart

Princess Diana

Nelson Mandela

[Uncle_Meat]

Helen Keller. She does not need to pretend that she's not listening to you and, more importantly, she does not answer back.

 

Perfect dinner date.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Amy Chiles: she's so thick she can't even spell 'rape' let alone report it

[Champ]

I can't really put "Pippa Middleton 'cos I'd like to fuck the arse off her."

 

The ideal date....no?

[Jose Jones]

Cheryl Baker

Carol Vorderman

Kriss Akabusi

[Jennings]

Cheryl Baker. WTF?

[Champ]

 

Linda Papadopoulos, psychologist

 

 

Liz Bonnin, Bang Goes the Theory presenter

 

Kate Silverton, no introductions necessary

[Jose Jones]

Cheryl Baker. WTF?

 

Thought she might be your era old chap.

If the date went well she might let you whip her skirt off like in the old Bucks Fizz days. What more could you want?

[lifetime fan]

German Greer - intelligent, provocative and was a fitty back in the day.

 

That or Pippa Middleton and smash her pooper.

[RedBadger]

How about Carolyn Porco

[Champ]

So many questions Mr J......how old are you, what kind of a date, what are your interests, what attracts you in a girl (assuming you'd be taking a girl)

[Kevin D]

Tina Fey; she's extremely bright, excellent writer, left-leaning and driven.

 

 

Linda Papadopoulos, psychologist

 

 

Liz Bonnin, Bang Goes the Theory presenter

 

Kate Silverton, no introductions necessary

 

Linda Papadopoulos is a malignant cunt.

[Jennings]

Some great ideas in here. Most of them beat my idea of going with Barbara Royle off the Royle family.

 

So far Kate Silverton is ahead.

 

Edit - I'll rep all contributors when I get home - even ChickenLicken who knows the kerfuffle his answer would cause.

[navbasi]

[setreal]

 

Melanie Laurent, she's perfect and French.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Helen Flanagan oviously you benders.

[Unrighteous]

Moira Stewart

Princess Diana

Nelson Mandela

 

Necrophiliac.

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Louise Mintchant News reader...sometimes One Show....pretty,and has a smiling face..good fun i bet..

 

Or Claire (surname escapes) from LFC.TV...

 

Or that blonde who does the pitchside reports on ESPN live games

 

 

 

Blokes for woman..

 

Alexander Armstrong

Mike Bushel or Chris Hollins from BBC breakfast

[Unrighteous]

Is it strange that my initial reaction to this thread title was, "Hmmm... which one do I want to kill the most? And how?"

[Sweeney287]

Suzanna Reid from the BBC breakfast show.

 

Can't post pictures as I'm at work, but see google images:

 

Susanna Reid - Google Search

[Champ]

Louise Mintchant News reader...sometimes One Show....pretty,and has a smiling face..good fun i bet..

 

Or Claire (surname escapes) from LFC.TV...

 

Or that blonde who does the pitchside reports on ESPN live games

 

 

 

Blokes for woman..

 

Alexander Armstrong

Mike Bushel or Chris Hollins from BBC breakfast

 

AA, definite maybe....Chris Hollins, bit dull?

 

*Makes note to check out Mike Bushel*

[navbasi]

Suzanna Reid from the BBC breakfast show.

 

Can't post pictures as I'm at work, but see google images:

 

Susanna Reid - Google Search

 

Here you go mate..

 

[Champ]

Louise Mintchant News reader...sometimes One Show....pretty,and has a smiling face..good fun i bet.. (Minchin... forgive the pedant in me)

 

Or Claire (surname escapes) from LFC.TV...Rourke

 

Or that blonde who does the pitchside reports on ESPN live games ...no idea

 

 

Kelly Cates is another good shout