Sam Allardyce - Comic Genius

[goatboy59]

Any idea what the idea behind that was? I can't for the life of me think of why so many would be necessary...

 

 

"I'm Sam Allardyce, I'm from Ewood

I want to get the England job it's understood"

 

etc

[Guest Captain Jonjo]

Perhaps liverpool should of hired this tactical genius? he would of reunited iwth little sam.

[BurtReynolds]

This is a guy with a high opinion of himself. I believe Fat Sam is xenophobic too he totally dislikes foreign managers who have gotten all the top jobs in England i would imagine he's bitter Capello got the national job too. He's a cretin of a the highest order. Don't forget he was a hatchet man in his day and has brought that same mentality into the teams he has managed. The first semi big job he got was at Newcastle and he stank St James Park out. Nuff said

[mister_lizard]

The prospect of a two-year whore-off between Fat Cunt and Bent Cunt for the England job is a truly miserable one.

[Preston Red]

I say give him the Manc job and watch them slide into obscurity.

 

Our friend Fat Sham doesn't like to be reminded either that early in his managerial career he was sacked by a rapist after fucking up big style in the play offs whilst at Blackpool.

 

I was told this week he left Bolton surprisingly, or not really to Phil Gartside, not because he felt he could manage at a higher level than Bolton but because he got Gartside's daughter up the duff.

Edited September 18, 2010 by Preston Red
Missed out Bolton.

[Hermes]

You can knock his personality and his style of play but you can't knock his record over the last few years. He consistently over-achieves. We'll only know if his quotes are all bluster if and when he's given the chance.

[Hermes]

You can knock his personality and his style of play but you can't knock his record over the last few years. He consistently over-achieves. We'll only know if his quotes are all bluster if and when he's given the chance.

 

I think Big Sam has been playing with his Wiki entry, look through his managerial records.:

 

 

Sam Allardyce - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Whale headed cunt.

[Lee909]

I think Big Sam has been playing with his Wiki entry, look through his managerial records.:

 

 

Sam Allardyce - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

loved these lines

On September 17th 2010 he claimed he was good enough to manage Inter Milan & Real Madrid in an obvious attempt to put his name back in the frame for the England job. Everybody laughed, except for Inter & Real who simply said "Who?"[25]

 

Allardyce as also offered his name forward as next President of the United States of America, saying he could "reduce the deficit and have 100% employment within three months. Guaranteed." He has also claimed that if Kings of Leon utilised him as a full-time lyrics writer, they would "have seven number one singles a year, minimum".

 

On 18th September 2010, Allardyce was syggested as a possible successor to Benedict XVI during his visit to the UK. Speaking off the record, the Pope praised Allardyce, suggesting "he'd double church attendance, every year for the next 7, guaranteed".

 

[edit] Corruption allegations

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You can knock his personality and his style of play but you can't knock his record over the last few years. He consistently over-achieves. We'll only know if his quotes are all bluster if and when he's given the chance.

Have you even heard of this place?

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[Toddler]

He really is a grade A cock. The second funniest thing I heard was Pat Nevin on 5 live last night trying to defend his comments...another cock! Ha!

[Dan Vito Corleone]

The Wiki edits are amazing.

[Hermes]

Have you even heard of this place?

newcastle upon tyne - Google Maps

 

They did much better when he left eh?

 

They'd finished 13th the season before he took the job, he left them in 11th place and they were relgated at the end of the season.

[Xherdan]

He is absolutely deranged and should be looked up without further delay.

[goatboy59]

 

"I'm Sam Allardyce, I'm from Ewood

I want to get the England job it's understood"

 

etc

 

Or

 

[YOUTUBE]LQb2Y8wmMTk[/YOUTUBE]

 

Hoof Spoil Maim Niggle

Wound Elbow Kick and Hack

[Joe Le Taxi]

"Received a fax from Real Madrid this morning. Just said: "El bastardo gordo". Wonder if it's a job offer. I'll get it translated and reply."

[RobbieOR]

They did much better when he left eh?

 

They'd finished 13th the season before he took the job, he left them in 11th place and they were relgated at the end of the season.

 

No, Keegan kept them up that season. Then Keegan left in the september and then they were relegated.

[Preston Red]

Blackburn 1-1 Fulham.

 

Shit hot Sam.

[Faustus]

In fairness, he is funny as fuck. He's a good lad, in that respect, is Allardyce.

[robslappa]

John Aldridge was on Radio City at dinnertime and was asked what he thought of Fat Sam's claim that he could manage Inter and Real. He called him a "Whopper". Funny as fuck.

[Trumo]

When he's a little older.

 

 

When he's older still.

 

[Hermes]

He is absolutely deranged and should be looked up without further delay.

 

But not on his Wiki site.

[RobbieOR]

When he's a little older.

 

 

When he's older still.

 

 

In Mike Bassett England Manager they used some pictures of Allardyce in his playing career and used them as if they were Bassett.

[goatboy59]

 

"Please don't look in the basement, please don't look in the basement, please don't look in the basement..."

[Faustus]

"And we're playing 4-4-fucking-2..."