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I heard this teenage bellwhiff being interviewed on the radio this morning and he made me want to drive to the radio station and beat the shit out of him. Does he make the rage rise up in you guys too?

 

Look at this prepubescent douchebag. How can you not want to punch this?

 

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Basically he's this squeaky voiced poptard and that in itself isn't a reason to hate someone. I'm all for people trying to make their way in the world, but he's such a cock about it, I just want to go all Raoul Moat at him. I can't help it.

 

Extra man points if you can sit through this entire video with the sound up and not want to go postal.

 

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Simon, if you do that, I will rep you as much as I am physically and legally allowed to.

 

By 2010, Bieber's popularity and image made him a target for internet pranksters — notably by users of internet message board 4chan. Such pranks included a successful campaign to push "Justin Bieber Syphilis" to the top of the Google Trends Hot Searches list; hacked YouTube videos that were altered so as to redirect users to adult websites or trigger pop-up messages saying that Bieber had been killed in a car accident; his Last FM photograph being changed to pornographic images; various rumours circulated, from rumours that Bieber had died, joined a cult, or even that his mother was offered $50,000 to pose topless in Playboy magazine — none of which were true.[49] This all forced the companies affected to update their security protocols to reverse the damage, and forced Bieber himself to Twitter fans reassuring them that he was still living and that the false rumour about his mother "just grossed and weirded me out".[49]

Most notably was the orchestrated campaign to send Bieber to the reclusive Communist state of North Korea as part of his world tour (entitled My World Tour).[49] This was done in part by 4chan users voting for the country on the tour's website, for the free competition to nominate a bonus country for the tour — the second place country being Israel, which presumably was voted for by Israelis genuinely wishing to attend the concert.[49] It is highly unlikely that Bieber would actually be given permission by the North Korean government to even enter the country.[49] Universal Music Group has denied any involvement in a poll that became the target of an online prank. A spokesperson for UMG told BBC News that it was a "hoax" but declined to give any further comment.[50]

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This eunuch recently got killed and eaten* by a pack of underage teen girls while out riding on his segway**.

 

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*I'm choosing to believe that

**When you think he can't be more annoying - he rides a segway.

 

Bonus points for trying to outrun a pack of crazy fans on a vehicle that's the same speed as a semi-brisk stroll.

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This eunuch recently got killed and eaten* by a pack of underage teen girls while out riding on his segway**.

 

[YOUTUBE]pt-RPQKTfDI&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

 

 

That happened to me when i popped out for milk this morning. Why can't they just leave us alone, we just want a normal life.

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I'm sort of excited for the prospect that Simon will hunt him down.

 

Me too. Plus this is a great way of honing your knife skills Si.

 

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Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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