GF alternative movie endings

[dirty_sanchez]

WALL-: A story about a rubbish collecting pile of bricks and mortar. At least as much happens as in the prequel about a tedious robot.

 

The Shinin: An in depth analysis of Alex Woo's performance at monday night f**ball.

 

Requiem For A Drea: Spin off from the Sopranos. A Catholic family gather to celebrate the repose of the soul of Adriana. Silvio can't quite bring himself to turn up.

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Miser

 

-A middle aged woman finds her favourite author in trapped in a crashed car, and decides to leave him there.

 

 

 

The Thin

 

- Scientists at an Antarctic research base fight off a deadly outbreak of anorexia.

[manwiththestick]

Tales from the dark sid - Stories of the macarbe brought to you by legendary actor Sidney Poitier.

[dirty_sanchez]

Tales from the dark sid - Stories of the macarbe brought to you by legendary actor Sidney Poitier.

 

RACIST!

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The Bourne Supremac

 

- Secret agent tries to stop the recipe for the next great burger falling into the wrong hands.

[Stu Monty]

A: A whole society of androids who would make lots of interesting points about the question of what it is to be human; if they weren't all stupid as fuck.

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The Ninth Gat

 

- The Devil hires a rare book dealer to make sense of an EU trade agreement.

 

 

Finding Neverlan

 

- Author struggles to overcome faulty wireless internet connection, in order to send manuscript to his publisher.

[manwiththestick]

Three men and a little lad - No Tom Selleck in this but plenty of dodgy muzzies in this bangkok favourite.

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Kingdom of Heave

 

- Christian and Muslim armies try and overcome a nasty stomach bug during the seige of Jerusalem.

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Watchme

 

-Voyeuristic superheroes try and avert nuclear war.

[G Richards]

Ghost Tow

A man breaks down in his car on a deserted road, only for it to miraculously start moving again.

 

The Curious Case of Benjamin Butto

Comedy caper about the lesser known member of the Pakistani dynastic family.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Ed Woo

 

(tagline from imdb) Movies were his passion. Women were his inspiration. Angora sweaters were his weakness.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Who's Afraid of Virginia Wool.

 

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton star as a bickering couple from the Wirral.

[RedBrian84]

The Return of the Kin- Viggo Mortenson has to successfully rule Gondor while at the same time babysitting his brother Stan.

 

Tears of the Su- Susan Boyle plays a woman with a decent singing voice who entered a talent contest only to be cruelly mocked by the callous English judge with stupidly high trousers.

 

Empire of the Su- in the hotly anticpated sequel to Tears of the Su, Boyle returns to the talent show with an army of Scottish rebels in blue face paint. They kill the tryannical English judge and take over the world. Mel Gibson stars as the man who kills anybody remotely English.

 

G.I. Jan- Janice Street Porter stars as a Black Ops soldier whose specialty is killing people with her grating accent and horse-borrowed teeth.

 

Snow Whit- Michael Fish gets it wrong again and the popular Christian festival is beset by terrible winter weather. A man dies in a freak avalanche in Romford and his family blame Fish, despite the fact that it was obvious that by looking out of his window first he could have figured out it wasn't safe to leave the house.

[JER]

Schindler's lisp - a moving tale of how one man's attempts to take on the Nazis was undone by poor pronunciation.

 

Tequila Mockingbird - Gregory Peck stars in this tale of hard drinking and hangovers in the deep south.

 

There will be mud - feature length film starring the 'Wurzels' in their 1970s heyday.

 

The Mancunian Candidate - Denzil Washington stars as a councillor from Salford who uncovers a conspiracy in the corridors of power

[RedBrian84]

Shanghai Noo- Emlyn Noos stars as a high-kicking martial arts expert cleaning up the streets of China.