Mario Kart

[Fink]

Haha that hilarious - I thought the blonde fro dude was my mates bird. She wears much fake tan.

[sh#t waffle]

I was playing on my mates' little lads' Wii at the weekend, he did a mii of me that was a cross between Bernard Manning and Myra Hindley in drag. Now that was disturbing.

 

Ouch.

[RedinSweden]

I was on last night and no fucker else was. gays.

 

I am really struggling with manual drift. I like the turbo bit but more often than not I just end up braking. i will persevere though.

[sh#t waffle]

I was on last night and no fucker else was. gays.

 

I am really struggling with manual drift. I like the turbo bit but more often than not I just end up braking. i will persevere though.

 

Braking isn't my strong point. I always go for the drift button by mistake.

[Malarkey]

I'm going to get a Wii.

[RedinSweden]

Braking isn't my strong point. I always go for the drift button by mistake.

 

Drift button? The brake and the drift is the same when you use a wheel. You big bloody cheating bugger! Going on about automatic drift being cheating and you have a separate fucking button for it!

 

You are going to taste some fucking shells next time you are on.

[sh#t waffle]

Drift button? The brake and the drift is the same when you use a wheel. You big bloody cheating bugger! Going on about automatic drift being cheating and you have a separate fucking button for it!

 

You are going to taste some fucking shells next time you are on.

 

Drift is trigger and brake is 1, isn't it? And the shells thing was going to happen come what may, you spiteful get.

[RedinSweden]

Drift is trigger and brake is 1, isn't it? And the shells thing was going to happen come what may, you spiteful get.

 

on a wheel accelerate is 2 and drift and brake is 1. yes, it would have happened anyway, good point. But now we are talking a world of shells. Shell City.

[sh#t waffle]

on a wheel accelerate is 2 and drift and brake is 1. yes, it would have happened anyway, good point. But now we are talking a world of shells. Shell City.

 

I think that's only if you have autodrift on, seriously. If you have MANual drift on, trigger drifts and 1 brakes. And you can eat my bananas next time we play. As it were.

[RedinSweden]

I think that's only if you have autodrift on, seriously. If you have MANual drift on, trigger drifts and 1 brakes. And you can eat my bananas next time we play. As it were.

 

It is possible. I thought you had to brake at the same time in order to drift. Explains why I kept losing. I thought you had to press B and turn the wheel and then press 1. Arses. Will have to test again.

[JangoSolo]

I'm so pumped for tonight - how about a half time race?

[RedinSweden]

I'm so pumped for tonight - how about a half time race?

 

no fucking chance. I'll be as twitchy as a kid being babysat by jacko.

[sh#t waffle]

I'm so pumped for tonight - how about a half time race?

 

And miss Andy Townsend struggling to work his computer thing? Are you mad?

[RedinSweden]

lads, lads, lads. Please remember which forum you are on.

[sh#t waffle]

lads, lads, lads. Please remember which forum you are on.

 

I mentioned a computer. In your face.

[wiiksie]

You pussies need to check out my Time Trial times. Ooh momma!

[JangoSolo]

no fucking chance. I'll be as twitchy as a kid being babysat by jacko.

 

Well all the more reason to play me - and lose!

 

muhaawawaa!

[RedinSweden]

You pussies need to check out my Time Trial times. Ooh momma!

 

time trials schmime schmials

[sh#t waffle]

You pussies need to check out my Time Trial times. Ooh momma!

 

How do I do that, weeksie?

[sh#t waffle]

Sorry, wiiksie.

[wiiksie]

time trials schmime schmials

Bring it, homeboy.

 

Maybe a lashed up session after the game tonight if we're not emotionally drained enough.

[Fink]

You pussies need to check out my Time Trial times. Ooh momma!

 

I saw them last night :drool:- need to get practising.

 

Ive got a deal with 3 mates that whoever has the fastest time trial sends the other 2 the ghost. Im still way behind.

 

Bit of triv - i got myself in "Control" magazine for top 5 times on the first track on mariokart snes (I was a very proud teenager) years ago. Where has all that skill gone? Im like a person without thumbs nowadays.

[wiiksie]

I saw them last night :drool:- need to get practising.

 

Ive got a deal with 3 mates that whoever has the fastest time trial sends the other 2 the ghost. Im still way behind.

 

Bit of triv - i got myself in "Control" magazine for top 5 times on the first track on mariokart snes (I was a very proud teenager) years ago. Where has all that skill gone? Im like a person without thumbs nowadays.

That deserves some Rep surely, Stu.

 

I love the time trial/ghost idea in Wii Kart though. I've had a lash at a few world record times, but can't get anywhere near them. You need to be a master of manual drift, wheelies and know the shortcuts to each track.

[sh#t waffle]

That deserves some Rep surely, Stu.

 

I love the time trial/ghost idea in Wii Kart though. I've had a lash at a few world record times, but can't get anywhere near them. You need to be a master of manual drift, wheelies and know the shortcuts to each track.

 

So how do I challenge your rubbish ones? Oh, and does it tell you how close I get to them?

[Fink]

If you go onto time trials you will see the rankings bit. Hit friends - the further to the right on the line, the faster you are.

 

You can download the world/continental champion ghost to race against/watch/study.

 

Or you can get a mate to send you their ghost if they want bragging rights until you can beat 'em.

 

Also worth doing as you unlock characters to rtace with once youve set 8, 16 and 32 time trial times.