Ben Affleck tribute thread...

[dirty_sanchez]

I always thought that about Jesus, dude. The guy simply has no jawline.

 

That's Ben's curse. He makes everyone's jawline look weak.

[Faustus]

Ben Affleck?

 

Seriously?

[Malarkey]

Ben Affleck?

 

Seriously?

 

Fuck you and your blasphemies, Faustus.

[hamstrung]

Watched "Gone baby Gone" the other night. Really good film.

[RJ Fan club]

Ben is so dreamy.

[dirty_sanchez]

Never mind Rosie Webster. This is the true GF tribute thread.

 

Ben doesn't have tits, only chiselled pecs, but if he did, they'd be better than hers.

[Malarkey]

Ben doesn't have tits, only chiselled pecs, but if he did, they'd be better than hers.

 

*Thinks*

[Karl_b]

Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world, NO! This is just a tribute.

[Stouffer]

The Sum Of All Fears is on Watch tonight at 2230.

 

Sweet.

[Paul]

Saw Gone Baby, Gone last week and it really is a very, very good film. Casey Affleck is fucking brilliant in it, too.

[RedKnight]

Phantoms was on BBC One on monday.

[Stu Monty]

Phantoms was on BBC One on monday.

 

I love that.

 

 

Strength of ten tigers and all that shit!

[RedKnight]

I love that.

 

 

Strength of ten tigers and all that shit!

 

Negged.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This neg is in no way associated with the neg you gave me a few weeks back.

[RedKnight]

He was a shit Matt Murdoch whichever way you spin it.

[RedKnight]

You're a shit Matt Murdoch

 

Can't argue there, I'm not blind or an ace lawyer. Plus Murdoch is a proper ladies man, like Ben in those Lynx ads.

[Ted]

Is that Don Swayze?

[Ted]

Can't argue there, I'm not blind or an ace lawyer. Plus Murdoch is a proper ladies man, like Ben in those Lynx ads.

 

The quintissential Lynx ad.

 

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[Ted]

Haha, it's Mr. Shicadance off Ace Ventura!

[Section_31]

Fucking hell this is a bad film.

 

I've also never quite worked out how being blind constitutes a super power.

[RedKnight]

Ho! Don't be fucking ragging on Daredevil, he's fucking boss.

[Ted]

Fucking Anthony from The Sopranos. Gimp.

 

You were a burden on your father and you were a burden on my fucking patience. You've only compunded my resentment towards you with your shit performance in this awful, awful film.

[Section_31]

I'm going to publish a graphic novel called 'deaf boy'. About an ex cop who's been made deaf in the line of duty, and he combats criminals by kidnapping them, and taking them to near a runway where the planes take off really loudly, so loudly that the criminals' ears blead, and deaf boy says 'it doesn't bother me, I'm deaf, but if you want me to stop, tell me where Mr Big is hiding the shit!"

 

then they'll try and tell him but he'll go "don't be stupid, I'm fucking deaf, you'll have to write it down."

[Ted]

I'm gonna do a film called idiot boy. Jordan's eldest son is in negotiations for the leading role.

[Section_31]

I'm gonna do a film called idiot boy. Jordan's eldest son is in negotiations for the leading role.

 

Jordan's kid is hard as fuck, I've seen him working the doors at Yates's on Allerton Road.

[Ted]

Seriously, if I were ever in a fight and he was with me, I'd fucking launch him at someone. You're not getting up if that kid lands on you.