Love Island 2023

[Section_31]

I'm gonna say it, Maya Jamma is a proper annoying twat.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 04/06/2023 at 10:44, Section_31 said:

 

A couple of the former contestants have topped themselves. Says a lot about our society.

 

The double standards baffles me, you can't turn the weather or eastenders on these days without seeing someone with no arms or a melted face or someshit, yet you've got people cooing over this mob.

 

 

Try watching Hollyoaks, it's essentially the bash street kids for 2023.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I don't give a fuck about how many campaigns there are promoting men being able to show emotion, men should not be literally crying over women they've just met, and that is a constant theme through out, it's deplorable.

 

 

Where's all the Gary Coopers !!!!!

 

 

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I'm gonna say it, Maya Jamma is a proper annoying twat.

Yep.

Chloroform works a treat though.

[KMD7]

Ella is incredible 

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Ella is incredible 

She looks like Mum-Raa. Have you seen them cheek fillers??!!! 

[KMD7]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She looks like Mum-Raa. Have you seen them cheek fillers??!!! 

 

I chose to ignore them. 

[Bjornebye]

@Jennings

 

 

 

[Jennings]

‘What’s your type?’

”I like tall, handsome men with no neck.”

[Jennings]

Karma is coming for Molly. And Zak. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Jennings said:

Karma is coming for Molly. And Zak. 

Ive got half of last nights to watch but we caught up on a few episodes last night. That Leah ……. Unreal. 

[Bjornebye]

She's an absolute crank as well. I'm in love. BANG in love. 

 

 

@Jennings Next time we have a pint at the match can we just talk about her please. Thanks. 

[Section_31]

That voice-over fella keeps popping up all over the place now, needs the longshanks treatment the warbling fuck.

[Strontium]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

That voice-over fella keeps popping up all over the place now, needs the longshanks treatment the warbling fuck.

 

In his defence, he is a big red.

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

That voice-over fella keeps popping up all over the place now, needs the longshanks treatment the warbling fuck.

 

He's the worst thing about it. If you ever thought he couldn't get anymore annoying you're wrong mate because he's shagging Laura Whitmore

 

 

 

Although she's an annoying cunt and all. Fucking Kuato knees 

[sir roger]

Shelbourne's reserve goalie has left them for Love Island and their manager, Damien Duff deadpanned

 

' I am  shocked and surprised that he has picked a Mallorcan villa full of beautiful, single young women over me the staff and the other players '

[Jennings]

I am learning a lot from the show about how modern man behaves around relationships.

Consequently, I have told Mrs. J that I am not 'closed off'. Although I won't be 'grafting', I am now 'open' to get to know Abi Clancy, Amanda Holden and Kylie.

 

She replied "Great. Now go and cut the grass. Knobhead."

 

I think think this is her way of handling the heartache. 

[Jennings]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

@Jennings Next time we have a pint at the match can we just talk about her please. Thanks. 

 

She's deffo the hottest. Love her confidence too.

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, Jennings said:

I am learning a lot from the show about how modern man behaves around relationships.

Consequently, I have told Mrs. J that I am not 'closed off'. Although I won't be 'grafting', I am now 'open' to get to know Abi Clancy, Amanda Holden and Kylie.

 

She replied "Great. Now go and cut the grass. Knobhead."

 

I think think this is her way of handling the heartache. 

It is what it is 

[Jennings]

The producers pulled a blinder with that shenanigans last night.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Jennings said:

The producers pulled a blinder with that shenanigans last night.

 

 

By not binning Leah? Yep! 

[Jennings]

BRUTAL!

[KMD7]

7 hours ago, Jennings said:

BRUTAL!

Yeah! Only catching up with last night's episode now. 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Jennings said:

BRUTAL!

 

Oh god I need to catch up..... If Leah's gone I'm off. I work in Manchester anyway and if she looked at me I'd cum. One absolute little stunner her. 

[Bjornebye]

@Jennings Ready for 9pm?