Dirk Kuyt photoshop special - breaking records

[RedinSweden]

Finally got time to do a couple of kuyt records. I had done the nails one too, but saw that it had been done already.

 

Records for:

 

 

Highest hair

 

 

 

Most pins in head

 

[Hooch]

 

Dirk records the most Hockey goals (or whatever the fuck) without a helmet in a game.

[chauncey]

[William_Ulsterman]

Kenny was always very supportive of Dirk's ambition to become a record breaking Extreme Ironing World Champion.

 

[Xherdan]

 

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Dirk Kuyt in his final dress rehearsal before taking to stage in an attempt to win a record number of Eurovision Song Contests/

[William_Ulsterman]

dirk smashes the world record for the most pies eaten in 90 minutes

 

[William_Ulsterman]

Dirk-ward break the record for the highest score at the Eurovision finals with a perfect score.

 

[jon lad]

"polesh are for pushhies"

 

dirk is the clear leader in the world recording breaking high wire race

[jon lad]

 

Dirk arrives on the moon in record breaking time.

[2005]

Dirk Kuyt became the first person to achive a perfect score in International Karate

[manwiththestick]

This thread is just superb. That high wire one had me in stitches.

[RedinSweden]

That smoking one is fucking ace. I must remember to two the fuck out of chauncey

[2005]

Lex Luthor: It's kryptonite, Superman. Little souvenir from the old home town. Oh fuck... it's Dirk Kuyt!

[Monkeywool]

 

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Dirk breaking the world's strongest man record.

[xabi the red]

[xabi the red]

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Dirk looks suitably solemn as he recieves one of the above records from Norris Mcwhirter

[kalvin77]

Dirk grows the biggest leeks record!

 

 

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[TheBitch]

Clearly the best thread on the FF.

[RedinSweden]

 

Supoib. Repped.

[Über]

Laughing my arse off!! There are some truly brilliant people on here. Keep them coming lads.

[melons]

 

You utter arse! *scrubs herself clean*

 

And yet you have no objection to the Miss Netherlands picture.

 

 

Interesting, that.

 

....

 

 

She's got no boobs, add a prosthetic and i'd never know the difference.

[William_Ulsterman]

 

Dirk would like to pay homage to SinterKlass and Zwarte Piet for his Dutch inspired master piece moustache after literally sweeping the floor with his latest entry and winning the World Moustache Championships for a record breaking 5th time in a row!

 

he said "I hope the other contestants aren't Bittersh!"

[JohnWoody]

[jon lad]

Dirk breaks the world record for annoying the biggest amount in bittersh in 14 seconds!

 

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[William_Ulsterman]

Luiz, Dirk and Maxi thought they better "bust some moves" in preparation for their goal celebrations on Sunday, when dirk attempts to smash his own consecutive goals scored record.