What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Paulie Dangerously]

No beans = shit breakfast

[Five5times18]

beans are a must!!

[RJ Fan club]

It depends on many factors.

 

To mention a few:

 

Hungoverness

need for protein

how well cooked they are

proximity to the egg

proximity to the starch foods

 

if they go near a fry up they better be heated to a temp approaching Milton lava and away from any meat or eggs. Then, then; they are a half welcome addition.

 

 

*spelling shit on phone drunk

[Remmie]

There are some sick inbred freaks on this thread, real sick.

[Crazyhorse7778]

proximity to the egg

 

That's the key for me. If there's any chance the beans could come into contact with the egg then I'm out. Eggs trump beans everytime.

[Anny Road]

22 to 7. I'd say the only egg in this thread is on remingtons pate.

[kelster]

That's the key for me. If there's any chance the beans could come into contact with the egg then I'm out. Eggs trump beans everytime.

 

And I thought it was just me. Beans rule, but they mustn't come anywhere near the egg. Preferably they should be placed on different sides of the plate with a few sausages and bacon between them. Maybe even a toast dam.

[Remmie]

You don't fry beans. It's called a fry up. Hardly rocket science is it?

 

Democracy. Over rated.

[Anny Road]

You don't fry beans. It's called a fry up. Hardly rocket science is it?

 

Democracy. Over rated.

A fry up is better with grilled bacon. You do the math.

[Anny Road]

Remmie you bean negging cunt. NEG HIM .

HE HATES BEANS.

You beaunt. Yeah pronounce that.

[Remmie]

Remmie you bean negging cunt. NEG HIM .

HE HATES BEANS.

You beaunt. Yeah pronounce that.

Haha fair play Mr Road, Revenge repping is the classy way of putting your point across. If any of you cuntsniffs are daft enough to think beaning up a fry up is anyway acceptable behaviour I suggest you give Anny a good repkkake...

[Paul]

If you need something wet on a fry up, you've got plenty of options: tomatoes, mushrooms (damp at least) and bacon fat should suffice. Why the fuck anyone would want to adulterate a bastion of British cuisine with mushy orange slop is beyond me. However, each to their own, I suppose.

[Total Longo]

If you need something wet on a fry up, you've got plenty of options: tomatoes, mushrooms (damp at least) and bacon fat should suffice. Why the fuck anyone would want to adulterate a bastion of British cuisine with mushy orange slop is beyond me. However, each to their own, I suppose.

 

Paul, enough with this freaky grilled tomato inclusion, OK? That shit ain't right.

[Paul]

Paul, enough with this freaky grilled tomato inclusion, OK? That shit ain't right.

 

Grilled? What an horrendous suggestion. In a fry up, those bad boys get, well, fried.

[Total Longo]

Grilled? What an horrendous suggestion. In a fry up, those bad boys get, well, fried.

 

Either way, it's still wrong.

[Ted]

Forget to bring my eggs into work.

 

Fuck.

[Anny Road]

Just finished mine and l left out the beans. I feel somehow empty inside.

[Ted]

Just set the fire alarm off in work when I put my sasauge in the pan.

 

Not good.

[RJ Fan club]

Just set the fire alarm off in work when I put my sasauge in the pan.

 

Not good.

 

Sounds painful. Never cook naked.

 

I went to a fryup at a local cafe. Glad to report the beans were kept seperate from the eggs by toast and hash browns.

[bri]

two sausage, two bacon, two eggs (scambled), two toast, black pudding, brown sauce, mug of tea, orange juice.

 

(insert Pint of lager if you going out on an all dayer)

[Total Longo]

Sounds painful. Never cook naked.

 

Ha ha. Nothing beats the bit when your sausage inevitably spits hot fat all over your Mrs face as she inspects it a little too closely. That's why grilling is always safer...

[Total Longo]

Just finished mine and l left out the beans. I feel somehow empty inside.

 

Why did you do it then? After all that relentless bean-upping, you go and leave them off your brekky? Same on you Anny Road, you conformist.

[Remmie]

Looking for some Noos back up here to try and get some order round here.

[Lucky Pierre]

Whilst pissed, I found a leaflet for my local Tory MP, and sent him this:

 

Andrew, can I ask you a very serious question please as someone in the constituency you had hoped to win over;

 

Do you have beans on a fry up?

And got this back today:

It's a shame it's too late to win you over now!

To beans or not to beans? I'm not saying.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Whilst pissed, I found a leaflet for my local Tory MP, and sent him this:

 

And got this back today:

 

Those Tory bastards! Always so fucking secretive on their policies. I guess he's just frightened of getting negged. Oh, and you know that, what with being a posh twat an' all, he doesn't have beans on his fry-up. It probably detracts from the flavour of his fucking quail eggs.