Subway brekkie sarnies

[Acid]

Yeah i dont know how to set a signature.

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If you get captured by cannibals they put on a pornographic film. So there's more meat.

the great Ricke Gervais....

 

That is absolutely hilarious. I havent stopped laughin for 3 straight minutes.

[elvis]

Come on guys, it's a Saturday. Relax.

 

Ok , i dont know why he gets so excited though , its only the internet .

[elvis]

Well said.

 

C'mon elvis, leave it out. You don't like him, he doesn't like you, lets leave it at that please.

 

You can say that , but that twat must know i work at Lidl.

[Lurtz]

You can say that , but that twat must know i work at Lidl.

 

You have no idea how much I hope that's true.

[Karl_b]

Simon is my hero.

 

Nobody tell him how to get a signature.

[Thants]

That is absolutely hilarious. I havent stopped laughin for 3 straight minutes.

 

It'll keep me going for days.

[Guest simon]

I will find out soon.

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If you get captured by cannibals they put on a pornographic film. So there's more meat.

the great Ricke Gervais....

[Lurtz]

I will find out soon.

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If you get captured by cannibals they put on a pornographic film. So there's more meat.

the great Ricke Gervais....

 

You could always try reading the instructions on the packet.

 

Do you know a bloke called Windass by any chance?

[Guest simon]

There isn't anywhere that says help. I think its because i haven't donated yet.

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If you get captured by cannibals they put on a pornographic film. So there's more meat.

the great Ricke Gervais....

[Karl_b]

Leg.

[Acid]

Yea, you have to donate atleast £50 to the site. Good thing is, you dont have to do it all in one payment, but no more than 3.

[Guest simon]

Wow i was only gonna donate a tenner.

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If you get captured by cannibals they put on a pornographic film. So there's more meat.

the great Ricke Gervais....

[Acid]

I just checked, and I cant get a sig yet either so maybe the donations thing is true... £50 is complete crap though, give whatever you like.

[Guest simon]

Yeah i think it is! because i cant get a profile pic either. I wanted Skrtel and his breakfast nails as my profile pic.

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If you get captured by cannibals they put on a pornographic film. So there's more meat.

the great Ricke Gervais....

[hamstrung]

Yeah i dont know how to set a signature.

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If you get captured by cannibals they put on a pornographic film. So there's more meat.

the great Ricke Gervais....

 

You have brightened up my day considerably. That's hilarious.

 

What makes it even better, is that every time you type it out, you misspell Ricky.

[Carradona]

Hilarious.

[Ginny]

Theres something not quite right about Subway. They say its fresh but once i've ate the sarnie, my body feels like its just had fast food. Like a weird lethargic feeling i get after Maccies or BK's.

If i go to the independant sarnie shop and the old dear makes one for me with the same ingredients, i dont get that feeling.

Subway if defo not fresh. Dont give a fuck what the adverts say. I still eat them though cos they taste lovely.

[Randy Marsh]

Seen the breaky sub advertised down by ours. Ive just got to make sure im up early enough to try it one day soon. The Premier fast food breakfast experience, IMO, is the old classic. Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin meal with an extra hash brown and Coffee. 25000calories of pure fitness

[sir roger]

Seen the breaky sub advertised down by ours. Ive just got to make sure im up early enough to try it one day soon. The Premier fast food breakfast experience, IMO, is the old classic. Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin meal with an extra hash brown and Coffee. 25000calories of pure fitness

 

One of the girls from our office went out to Mucky D's for the breakfasts a few months ago & forgot what i had ordered . While she was dithering around trying to remember , the girl behind the counter said ' Is it the chunky lad with the dark hair - he has a double sausage meal & an extra hash brown & coffee '

 

I went on a cutdown immediately & have lost a stone & a half.

[Lurtz]

Good lord. I have a friend request from Mr Elvis.

 

Awesome.

[Acid]

One of the girls from our office went out to Mucky D's for the breakfasts a few months ago & forgot what i had ordered . While she was dithering around trying to remember , the girl behind the counter said ' Is it the chunky lad with the dark hair - he has a double sausage meal & an extra hash brown & coffee '

 

I went on a cutdown immediately & have lost a stone & a half.

 

HA! This thread is full of laughs. Keep em comin lads.

[Lurtz]

When I split up from the former Mrs Lurtz and moved from Selby back to the Brighouse area, I was speaking to the chick who cuts my hair who said "I saw Kelly (old friend who I hadn't seen for ages) the other day. She said she'd seen you in Barracuda. She mentioned that you'd put a lot of weight on."

 

Nice. That was how I lost a stone and a half.

[god knows]

How fucking ace is Simonlfcgreen? Imagine the effort he puts in every time he posts. There are a lot of laughs to be had with this one.

[Lurtz]

How fucking ace is Simonlfcgreen? Imagine the effort he puts in every time he posts. There are a lot of laughs to be had with this one.

 

If he's not related to either windass or rob beef I'll eat my neck garment.

[Faustus]

In the case of a hangover, it could be the shittest bacon and egg known to man but as long as it does a job then that's all that matters.