Joke

[Lurtz]

Not sure if this should be on the GF or not but here goes:

 

 

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, "For example, do you know what your arsehole does when you are having an orgasm?" She replies, "He's probably down at Goodison watching Everton."

 

I'm here all week.

[Flying Pig]

Not sure if this should be on the GF or not but here goes:

 

 

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, "For example, do you know what your arsehole does when you are having an orgasm?" She replies, "He's probably down at Goodison watching Everton."

 

I'm here all week.

 

I love you Redder, even though no one else does. Great joke BTW. :thumbsup:

 

PS. All out of rep.

[tokyojoe]

Son asked his mother the following question:

 

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

 

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

 

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

 

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

 

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

 

'Son, all household appliances come in white.' *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Ducks to avoid TLW female contingent............................

[philyhamann]

Footballing joke

 

Emile Heskey

[RobbieOR]

A Liverpool fan in a room full of Man utd fans is asked by the teacher why he supports liverpool.The teacher then asks what if your ma was a prostitute and da was a burgular.The kid then replies then id be a united fan.

[Lurtz]

Why did "warrenpe" neg me for this? Whoever the fuck he is.

 

Fucking goon.

[hunts_kopite]

Not sure if this should be on the GF or not but here goes:

 

 

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, "For example, do you know what your arsehole does when you are having an orgasm?" She replies, "He's probably down at Goodison watching Everton."

 

I'm here all week.

 

Repped

[Fugitive]

Why did "warrenpe" neg me for this? Whoever the fuck he is.

 

Fucking goon.

 

I'm looking to neg someone. Where is he?

[Lurtz]

I'm looking to neg someone. Where is he?

 

He's here, the lurking, negging fucker:

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/members/warrenpe.html

[halewood pete]

1 post and joined in aug 2006 ??????????????????

[Lurtz]

1 post and joined in aug 2006 ??????????????????

 

Yeah. One post and one neg. To me, the tosser.

[halewood pete]

are you nobbing his missus or something?!

[Acid]

Whats the crack here, how do I gain the privilege to neg?

[Herp McDerp]

Whats the crack here, how do I gain the privilege to neg?

 

whs

[Wool Woolsson]

Whats the crack here, how do I gain the privilege to neg?

 

It's not a privilege lad, it's a great responsibility.