Funniest lyric

[macca1979]

Was listening to the radio yesterday and heard this belter from 50 cent.

 

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake".

 

Quality.

 

What are your favourite lyrics of all time?

[Fink]

If you got the money, i think it would be funny-oh-oh-oh to take your girl and spend a bit of your cash for me. Then she might be happy, no longer lonely-oh-oh-oh and I can take her out the next day for pretty much free.

[Hazel Motes]

Dory Previn's "Twenty-mile zone" is awesome.

[dennis tooth]

Method man says 'half arsed, like a semi colon'

[Section_31]

I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe

If your bitch steps up, I'm smacking the ho

[Top of the Kop]

Big L is the punchline king. here are some of his best...

 

"I'm undefeated and thats the stone truth! because battling me is like fighting a gorilla in a phone booth"

 

"I'm so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"

 

"you know i'm looking nottin' like your poppa, i wouldnt give a chick 10 cents to put cheese on a whopper! girls wanna know why i'm so fly? a chick asks me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!"

 

"Breaking in cribs with a crowbar i wasnt poor i was 'po' i couldnt afford thr O-R"

 

"The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymes

A lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldnt kill time

One two one two crews I run through

Fuck karate big l practice gun fu"

 

"i knocked out so many teeth the toothfairy went bankrupt"

 

"I'm far from broke, I got enough bred / And mad hoes, ask Beavis, I get nothin' Butthead"

 

"my style is hard like strong lumber, cute chicks get the dick ugly bitches get the wrong number"

 

"i'm tough like a lead pipe! fuck a benz coz i could pull skins on a peddle bike!"

[Stu Monty]

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding

The cretins cloning and feeding

And I don't even own a tv

Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me

You told them all I was crazy

They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee; God damn you.

 

 

Class.

[JagSquared]

"yeah I know sometimes my rhymes are sexist,

but all you little bitches and ho's should know im trying to correct this!"

 

"I'm the hip-hop-popotomus and my lyrics are so dam bottemles....

 

 

 

 

 

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[JMARKH]

Some of these make me laugh

 

"But sometimes I feel more fulfilled making christmas cards with the mentally ill, I want to live and I want to love I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of"

frankly mr shankly by the smiths

 

"Your the one for me fatty" by morrissey

 

"Her grandma was standin there, she was screamin out, brad!

As she reached for the telly, I put the blade on grannys ass

Went to the back and grabbed a shovel

Now grannys on her way to meet the devil"

mind of a lunatic by the geto boys

 

their are loads more by morrissey as well but i'd be here all night typing them!

[Anny Road]

Will you still need me will you still feed me when I'm 64?

[23_Carra_Gold]

"that G-unit shit ain't gonna last,

you could sign Jesus Christ,he couldn't save your ass" - The Game

 

"Slob on my Knob

Like Corn on the Cobb

Lay on the Bed

and Do your Job" - 3 6 Mafia

 

"Messin' with me, thats dengerous to your health. Musta stuck a quarter up your ass cause you just played yourself"

- Big Daddy Kane

 

"She saw my necklace and start relaxing/ now that's what the fck i call a chain reaction"- Jay-Z

 

"I always had a P.H.D., a pretty huge dick" - Kanye West

[Dark Poet]

On the national express theres a jolly hostess

Selling crisps and tea

She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks

For a sky-high fee

Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle

Back in 63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

But its hard to get by when your arse is the size

Of a small country

[Dan Vito Corleone]

"Respect for the man in the ice cream van!" - Scooter