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[Redder Lurtz]

Sorry Faustus...

 

Yesterday's list of 10 contained mainly whoppas and fucking idiots. This list of ten, Part 2 of 3, contains those who have a downright fucking agenda against the Reds.

 

Your votes please gentlemen.

 

Once again, my apologies if I've left out any humongous thundercunts.

 

*And if anyone can convert this poll to public, please feel free.*

[Dirk]

You missed off:

 

Platt

Marwood

Burley

[Redder Lurtz]

You missed off:

 

Platt

Marwood

Burley

 

Fair point on the Fatty Platty front. Can't see Burley or Marwood competing with the top three though.

[Dirk]

Fair point on the Fatty Platty front. Can't see Burley or Marwood competing with the top three though.

 

You are joking? Marwood is a cunt and he would get my vote every time. Newcastle game last season, where Alonso scored from our half, the twat said he couldn't believe that we had won. He hates us.

[TheHitman]

This is a very competitive race and wide open many of the pundits named have form you could maybe have a 1,2,3 placing just so their cuntishness can be accounted for.

[Ramjet]

This is a very competitive race and wide open many of the pundits named have form you could maybe have a 1,2,3 placing just so their cuntishness can be accounted for.

 

That makes sense, you pick one but you know you are leaving some real dicks in there still, tho in that list even three is not enough.

 

I went for Merson too fuckin cllown.

 

I like McInally, he always has good things to say about us when we deserved it. I also recall him getting pretty much the whole panel on soccer saturday to admit Stevie G was a much better player than Lampard last season......they sort of mumbled along the lines of Lampard being better and he came out with something like "come on lads you are supposed to be experts here you cant let a few goals blind you" funny as fuck. Thommo wasnt even there that day to back him up either.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Cannot choose between Le Tossier and Mcmanaman. Both cunts of the highest order.

[Section_31]

YouTube - Soccer Saturday Liverpool 1-2 Barnsley. Last minute winner.

 

Merson, despise him the simple weak cunt.

 

Especially in the background on this.

[Best Believe It]

Has to be Merson. I cannot get my head round the idea of a failed Walsall manager passing judgement on someone who has won the European Cup. Boggles my fucking mind how that fat junkie cunt is employed.

[Thants]

I like Alan Smith as a pundit. From the list for not having a clue (or 'being Ian Wright' as I like to call it) I'd say Merson. I'd have to say that old west ham player is the worst. Not cottee, the other one.

 

In fact scrub all I've said it's John Salako. Useless, ugly, annoying gibbering twat.

[Top of the Kop]

classic Sherwood earlier in the season:

 

It was him, Robinson and Macca doing the punditry, Tottenham lost said game and it was down to a couple of howlers from Spurs defence so Sherwood pipes up:

 

Sherwood: "Now this defending was just disgraceful, I dont know how the spurs keepers can have confidence when the players in front arent doing their jobs"

 

Robinson (thinking Sherwood is on his side at a time when he was being slated by the press): "yeah, this is true"

 

Sherwood: "I mean, i'm not saying you are not to blame for some of the howlers you have made this season, you are a pro and you should be doing better..."

 

Silence in the studio

 

classic

 

still...what a cunt

[snez1]

Charlie Nic. Utter twat who slags us and Rafa at every single opportunity. Merson's just a know nothing gobshite.

[elBooth]

Merson, Le Tit and Tony Gale are 3 of the biggest blerts on tv...

[Anubis]

I think we have a clear winner. Do you think his mum and dad will let him stay up past his bedtime to watch the game tonight?

[Section_31]

1. Paul (i'm a warty faced coke head cunt) Merson!!

2. Matt (big fish little pond fat cunt ) Le Tit head!!

3. Charlie (love to punch the smarmy twat faced ear ring wearing nonce) Nicholas!!!

 

 

Although there is a lot of well rounded fucking gobshites on the list.

 

I'm starting to love this lad, Colin Wanker stick around son!

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I hate the idea that any of these cunts are deemed fit to analyse the decisions of professional top flight managers.

[kelster]

You missed off:

 

Platt

Marwood

Burley

 

David Platt is a fat whopper, but unlike most people I have nothing against what he said he the last Arsenal game. You'd expect him to put across the Arsenal point of view even if it is a load of bollocks. I'd expect Souness to always put across the Liverpool point of view, no matter how bias he looks.