Reasons why your great/a freak!

[Stouffer]

I can touch my nose with my tongue (probably just cos I've got a big nose)! And I have the ability to fart completely silently whenever I wish.

[The-Sir]

I am great because I am 1st again in my fantasy football league :D

[Guest TK-421]

I'm a freak as my 2nd/3rd toes on each foot are stuck together.

 

I'm great just because.

[rondeco]

I am great at penetrative sex..........

[Thants]

I have half a bum crack (its true)

[Uncle_Meat]

Great : To know me is to love me.

 

Freak : Way too many drugs in my younger years..

[Stu Monty]

Great: I'm the best Subbuteo player on here and have world cup caps to prove it.

 

Freak: I'm ace at hiding the bodies when the impulses rise. (I suppose that should be in the great section).

[Strontium]

I'm great because I understand the difference between "your" and "you're".

[Stu Monty]

I'm great because I understand the difference between "your" and "you're".

 

I was going to say that but thought better of it.*

 

 

*You massive Rashid-loving gaylord.

[Section_31]

I’m great because I got my brown wings on the Friday just gone (Pulled her in Chicago Rock in Warrington, proper hussy, 3k worth of breast implants and her name was Jenna! Got a kid though, phone is on silent for the forseable future)

 

I’m a freak because I always know when I’m dreaming and can wake myself up at any time. Lucid dreaming its called apparently. Been trying to work out how to make naked women or tanks appear in these dreams but it just doesn’t work.

[Guest TK-421]

I’m great because I got my brown wings on the Friday just gone (Pulled her in Chicago Rock in Warrington, proper hussy, 3k worth of breast implants and her name was Jenna! Got a kid though, phone is on silent for the forseable future)

 

I’m a freak because I always know when I’m dreaming and can wake myself up at any time. Lucid dreaming its called apparently. Been trying to work out how to make naked women or tanks appear in these dreams but it just doesn’t work.

 

Did you get your brown wings before you got your pink wings?

 

That would be some sort of achievement.

[Section_31]

Did you get your brown wings before you got your pink wings?

 

That would be some sort of achievement.

 

Pink wings? Didn't know there were other kinds of wings? I wolloped her in the morning while she was 'on' with an extra thick industrial jonny. (The fact she was on allowed me to work the backdoor burglar angle in the first place - so i can't complain) Does this afford me any more wings?

[Guest TK-421]

Pink wings? Didn't know there were other kinds of wings? I wolloped her in the morning while she was 'on' with an extra thick industrial jonny. (The fact she was on allowed me to work the backdoor burglar angle in the first place - so i can't complain) Does this afford me any more wings?

 

Much like the Count your wings may need clipping.

[L19red]

I'm a freak as my 2nd/3rd toes on each foot are stuck together.

 

I'm great just because.

that's not great, its normal.

[Remmie]

I can touch my nose with my tongue (probably just cos I've got a big nose)! And I have the ability to fart completely silently whenever I wish.

I'm great at turning up in time in Frankfurt at ferris wheels!

[Stouffer]

I'm great at turning up in time in Frankfurt at ferris wheels!

 

It's true he is.

 

I'm bloody crap at it however!