Juventus ticket

[Stu Monty]

havent u seen, an Asian guy will always counts his pennies, they r just damn tight git!

 

Yes. They always smell bad and own small shops too.

[Paul]

Yes. They always smell bad and own small shops too.

*Adopts Monty voice* "That's racist, that is."

 

*Adopts DT voice* "Why does every thread have to be about racism?"

 

*Adopts NP voice* "Death to seals!"

 

*Adopts Dr Ahmed, PhD voice* "Sell me a fucking ticket you wankers!!!"

[Stu Monty]

*Adopts Monty voice* "That's racist, that is."

 

*Adopts DT voice* "Why does every thread have to be about racism?"

 

*Adopts NP voice* "Death to seals!"

 

*Adopts Dr Ahmed, PhD voice* "Sell me a fucking ticket you wankers!!!"

 

 

:lol:

 

*Adopts Paul voice* "Look why don't you all grow up"...."OOOH LOOK, A PICTURE OF EDDIE!!"

[Dr Ahmed, PhD]

Im not a doctor in surgery, im a doctor in intellectual terms, some1 who did an orginal research in university. I dont cut people up and bury in my big house. As for Asians being smelly and owning small shop, i agree with the latter. I think black people, not being racist, smell bad. young Asians rnt into corner shops anymore, they want to be like their white countepart, they r after white collar jobs, and manjority of them r going to university and getting good jobs :biggrin:

[Nunavut Patrick]

I aint a glory boy! I used to have a season ticket while i was tsudying in Liverpool :biggrin:

 

Were you tsudying tsunamis? Tsk tsk tsk...

[Stu Monty]

Im not a doctor in surgery, im a doctor in intellectual terms, some1 who did an orginal research in university. I dont cut people up and bury in my big house. As for Asians being smelly and owning small shop, i agree with the latter. I think black people, not being racist, smell bad. young Asians rnt into corner shops anymore, they want to be like their white countepart, they r after white collar jobs, and manjority of them r going to university and getting good jobs :biggrin:

 

 

You are Chris Morris.

 

Thank you, I claim my free mars bar.

[Paul]

Im not a doctor in surgery, im a doctor in intellectual terms, some1 who did an orginal research in university. I dont cut people up and bury in my big house. As for Asians being smelly and owning small shop, i agree with the latter. I think black people, not being racist, smell bad. young Asians rnt into corner shops anymore, they want to be like their white countepart, they r after white collar jobs, and manjority of them r going to university and getting good jobs :biggrin:

I really hope this is some sort of hitherto unrecognised irony-bone of yours in action.

[Dr Ahmed, PhD]

i was studyign BA (Hons) in Business & Information at Liverpool, MSc in Public Service Management at Manchester and did ma PhD in The rise and rise of New Public Management at Birmingham :yes:

[Nunavut Patrick]

Im not a doctor in surgery, im a doctor in intellectual terms, some1 who did an orginal research in university. I dont cut people up and bury in my big house. As for Asians being smelly and owning small shop, i agree with the latter. I think black people, not being racist, smell bad. young Asians rnt into corner shops anymore, they want to be like their white countepart, they r after white collar jobs, and manjority of them r going to university and getting good jobs :biggrin:

 

Don't know if they have seals in Asia, but man they smell bad. I mean baaaad. Seriously. But the sled dogs love them. You see, I did original hands on research to my friend.

 

The Arctic Circle of Life:

 

Small fish>Bigger Fish>Seal>Inuit hunter>Seal bits> Eskimo sled dog> Dog team chases caribou>Inuit hunter eats Caribou>Inuit hunter hungry, needs more seals>Hunter away, white man beds Inuit woman who has white baby>Kurt eats white baby>Kurt eats pizza>Dr Ahmed sells house for ticket> loses ticket on way to Kop> Patrick finds ticket, sits alone in Kop because of seal stench> Dr Ahmed, a broken man immigrates to Canada and hunst seals> who eat small fish> then bigger fish> and the circle begins again.....

[Stu Monty]

Mental Genius.

[Hoddy]

Don't know if they have seals in Asia, but man they smell bad. I mean baaaad. Seriously. But the sled dogs love them. You see, I did original hands on research to my friend.

 

The Arctic Circle of Life:

 

Small fish>Bigger Fish>Seal>Inuit hunter>Seal bits> Eskimo sled dog> Dog team chases caribou>Inuit hunter eats Caribou>Inuit hunter hungry, needs more seals>Hunter away, white man beds Inuit woman who has white baby>Kurt eats white baby>Kurt eats pizza>Dr Ahmed sells house for ticket> loses ticket on way to Kop> Patrick finds ticket, sits alone in Kop because of seal stench> Dr Ahmed, a broken man immigrates to Canada and hunst seals> who eat small fish> then bigger fish> and the circle begins again.....

 

Funny. As. Fuck.

[bri]

Ive got a spare and willing to let it go for face value. Cant make it to italy as the mrs is putting her foot down

[Paul]

Don't know if they have seals in Asia, but man they smell bad. I mean baaaad. Seriously. But the sled dogs love them. You see, I did original hands on research to my friend.

 

The Arctic Circle of Life:

 

Small fish>Bigger Fish>Seal>Inuit hunter>Seal bits> Eskimo sled dog> Dog team chases caribou>Inuit hunter eats Caribou>Inuit hunter hungry, needs more seals>Hunter away, white man beds Inuit woman who has white baby>Kurt eats white baby>Kurt eats pizza>Dr Ahmed sells house for ticket> loses ticket on way to Kop> Patrick finds ticket, sits alone in Kop because of seal stench> Dr Ahmed, a broken man immigrates to Canada and hunst seals> who eat small fish> then bigger fish> and the circle begins again.....

That immense brain of yours is seriously under-occupied. I hereby demand that you apply your genius to something more useful (but less entertaining) than this. The future of the world's seal population could depend on it.

[MLB]

I reckon he went to Everton University.

[Brownie]

Don't know if they have seals in Asia, but man they smell bad. I mean baaaad. Seriously. But the sled dogs love them. You see, I did original hands on research to my friend.

 

The Arctic Circle of Life:

 

Small fish>Bigger Fish>Seal>Inuit hunter>Seal bits> Eskimo sled dog> Dog team chases caribou>Inuit hunter eats Caribou>Inuit hunter hungry, needs more seals>Hunter away, white man beds Inuit woman who has white baby>Kurt eats white baby>Kurt eats pizza>Dr Ahmed sells house for ticket> loses ticket on way to Kop> Patrick finds ticket, sits alone in Kop because of seal stench> Dr Ahmed, a broken man immigrates to Canada and hunst seals> who eat small fish> then bigger fish> and the circle begins again.....

 

Thats some classic shit that NP - defo smokin' that.

[Kurt]

Gotta watch these phD-types, they have a psycotic-ratio then the general population. Much like Norwegians who live above the Arctic circle and eat babies preserved in Chang Beer.

 

Okay...I`ve had it! Enough is enough. This ain`t fun anymore. Get your facts straight!!!!

 

I live just BENEATH the polar circle!!!!!

 

 

:tease:

[Kurt]

Don't know if they have seals in Asia, but man they smell bad. I mean baaaad. Seriously. But the sled dogs love them. You see, I did original hands on research to my friend.

 

The Arctic Circle of Life:

 

Small fish>Bigger Fish>Seal>Inuit hunter>Seal bits> Eskimo sled dog> Dog team chases caribou>Inuit hunter eats Caribou>Inuit hunter hungry, needs more seals>Hunter away, white man beds Inuit woman who has white baby>Kurt eats white baby>Kurt eats pizza>Dr Ahmed sells house for ticket> loses ticket on way to Kop> Patrick finds ticket, sits alone in Kop because of seal stench> Dr Ahmed, a broken man immigrates to Canada and hunst seals> who eat small fish> then bigger fish> and the circle begins again.....

 

 

:biggrin:

 

Class!!!

[Guest SHEIK YERBOUTI]

Hey i asked a serious question so i want a serious answer. If you want Pizza then go to Pizza Hut you arse!

If you want a ticket go the fuckin ticket office.you only come here when you want something. Oh! you can shove your PhD up your arse an all.

[Dr Ahmed, PhD]

Mother fucker i wasnt bothering you so why dont u shut the fuck up? How the hell am i suppose to go to the ticket office when i live 150 miles away? Keep ur nose out mister!

[Guest SHEIK YERBOUTI]

My house is very big :yes: 4 bedroom, 1 with en suite, 2 bathrooms, 1 massive lounge, 1 kitchen, 1 dinning room and 1 TV room. Plenty of garden at the rear and front with double garage.

I bet someone is fucking your wife though smartarse.

[Guest SHEIK YERBOUTI]

Mother fucker i wasnt bothering you so why dont u shut the fuck up? How the hell am i suppose to go to the ticket office when i live 150 miles away? Keep ur nose out mister!

I thought someone with a £750,000 house would have had a phone, you know.

[Dr Ahmed, PhD]

im still single my friend so there is no wife for others to fuck her

[Guest SHEIK YERBOUTI]

I aint a glory boy! I used to have a season ticket while i was tsudying in Liverpool :biggrin:

And your a fucking liar as well. you were studying here for what, 3 years? and you managed to sort a season ticket, YEAH RIGHT!

[Guest SHEIK YERBOUTI]

im still single my friend so there is no wife for others to fuck her

you know what doc, that does not surprise me.

[Dr Ahmed, PhD]

i had a season ticket, yes a season ticket, my friend had it but i bought it from him, but it was under his name still