Let them eat cake

[Strontium]

31 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

What’s the weird brown stick poking up to the left of the leaf ? Are you using a cake thread (one of 1000s apparently) to post dick pictures ? Happy Christmas anyway. 

 

It was a chocolate decoration. There was a lot of chocolate.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

If that’s a cake I’m a German MILF. 

Take it to the trans thread. You're amongst friends, you identify as who ever you want. Bald fat blokes identifying as German milf bakers are ten a penny though, you won’t stand out in a crowded field. 

[Captain Willard]

5 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

It was a chocolate decoration. There was a lot of chocolate.

Well it looks tasty. I’m a big fan of a chocolate sundae with a lager chaser. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

A lot of people on here like beans, now that’s perverse. 

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[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's a common misconception that this phrase was ever uttered.

[Captain Willard]

57 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

It's a common misconception that this phrase was ever uttered.

Well I said it but yes, it was probably an early example of fake news. I think a writer wrote an anecdote about an unnamed princess talking about the poor eating brioche and everyone assumed it was Antoinette because she was unpopular at the time. Anyway happy Christmas. 

[Trumo]

Take it to PM you tortes.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Let them eat Covid.

[PestiRed]

12 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I think Christmas cake and a decent claret is legitimate. A lot of people on here like beans with fried eggs, now that’s perverse. Anyway happy Christmas. 

Tokaji Aszu with cake. Bunch of god damn savages

[Captain Willard]

On 24/12/2021 at 12:13, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve just got back from the MILF thread where I could find no photo of the German you tease us with on here.

 

A couple of crimes to contend with.

 

1. No photo of an attractive mother of German origin.

 

2. A new cake thread which is similar to over egging the pudding.

 

My Christmas is now ruined. 

 

Here you are. Think of it as a belated present. 

[Captain Willard]

Another effort from the German Milf. This is her chocolate fudge cake. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Another effort from the German Milf. This is her chocolate fudge cake. 

Loads of sour fruit on chocolate sponge. Not for me.

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Another effort from the German Milf. This is her chocolate fudge cake. 

I like cherries, but having to pick the stems out when attempting to enjoy a slice of cake and a glance or five at the German MILF would lessen the experience.
 

I’d also worry that catching sight of me spitting the stones out would finally make said MILF decide not to invite me into the back for a go on her sausage making machine. 

[Captain Willard]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

Loads of sour fruit on chocolate sponge. Not for me.

She’s German, they’re different people to us. I’m going to drown it in double cream. 

[Captain Willard]

5 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I like cherries, but having to pick the stems out when attempting to enjoy a slice of cake and a glance or five at the German MILF would lessen the experience.
 

I’d also worry that catching sight of me spitting the stones out would finally make said MILF decide not to invite me into the back for a go on her sausage making machine. 

We need to put your lesbian coke head neighbour and my German milf baker into a sitcom. I’d watch it. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

We need to put your lesbian coke head neighbour and my German milf baker into a sitcom. I’d watch it. 

Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit Cake.

[Captain Willard]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit Cake.

Charlie and the chocolate factory