Things you’re proud of doing that you really shouldn’t be.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Did you at least have a "gentleman's wash" in the sink after your average jiggerypokery (or are you saving that for the work's kitchen sink)?

[Remmie]

*heads to the loo*

[Bjornebye]

I sometimes pick my nose and eat it. 

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Did you at least have a "gentleman's wash" in the sink after your average jiggerypokery (or are you saving that for the work's kitchen sink)?

No,that's for taking a dump in.

[ZonkoVille77]

Just did a Rubiks cube for the first time ever. 

 

I'm 40 years old, I really shouldn't be proud of this fact but I am. 

 

May just celebrate by opening a bottle of Monkey 47 gin I got as a Christmas gift. 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Just did a Rubiks cube for the first time ever. 

 

I'm 40 years old, I really shouldn't be proud of this fact but I am. 

 

May just celebrate by opening a bottle of Monkey 47 gin I got as a Christmas gift. 

Kinky , but I like it 

[A Red]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Kinky , but I like it 

Dont get too excited, hes still trying to work out how to open the fucking bottle

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

Dont get too excited, hes still trying to work out how to open the fucking bottle

FFS 

[ZonkoVille77]

8 minutes ago, A Red said:

Dont get too excited, hes still trying to work out how to open the fucking bottle

 

Aye, true enough. I was simultaneously wishing I was Arlene Foster and your missus woven into one, but then realised I'd be a total ape altogether and unable to do so, no matter how much the world's best scientists got involved.

 

Bhliain nua sásta.

[A Red]

3 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

Aye, true enough. I was simultaneously wishing I was Arlene Foster and your missus woven into one, but then realised I'd be a total ape altogether and unable to do so, no matter how much the world's best scientists got involved.

 

Bhliain nua sásta.

Dont you go infecting Arlene with my missus