Fat middle aged men

[Numero Veinticinco]

Ah, now I see the reason for Numero’s Margot Robbie’s boobs avatar.

Bit work unhelpful that, mind changing it please NV?

Sure. Will do ASAP

[VladimirIlyich]

Cecil Rhodes, legend has it, left an amount of his fortune to whomever could successfully eliminate commas from the English language.

You obviously didn't get any.

[Jose Jones]

Sure. Will do ASAP

Nice one mucker.

Obviously if Dave had bothered to get the mobile skin working on the GF at some point then you wouldn’t have to.

[Jose Jones]

Or if, you know, I actually did a full day’s work instead of dicking about on the forum, no need to change it.

[s(k)aturation]

No, comrade Vlad, not a bean.

 

Two commas in that fucking 6-word sentence alone.

[VladimirIlyich]

51, married, sex twice in my life, resulting in two kids - 10 and 6.

 

So no, comrade Vlad.

Your husband may insist.

[Jose Jones]

By the way I got ogled by a fat middle aged man on the tram the other day, and I have to say I quite liked it. Put a bit of extra pep in my step, know what I mean? I’ve obviously still got it.

[s(k)aturation]

Your husband may insist.

 

Sorry, I edited my reply, Vlad, because I thought I may have misinterpreted yours.  Or perhaps not.

 

Comme si comme ça.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I'm struggling to get my head around this.

 

Would it be preferable if we posted pictures of women we'd copped off with?  That seems a bit more morally questionable to me.

 

Photos would indeed be crass.

 

I'd settle for some MS Paint doodles though.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Nope - it was Numero's idea.  I was happy to keep it in the Kate Beckinsale thread.

 

Try again.

 

No chance of you just taking whichever argument to whichever posters on the private message system Dave kindly integrated into the website then?

[s(k)aturation]

Only a very fat (middle-aged men) chance.

[Pureblood]

No chance of you just taking whichever argument to whichever posters on the private message system Dave kindly integrated into the website then?

 

 

You fucking what, mate?  That's the first time I've replied to TheHowieLame in literally months.  Ask him yourself.

[Paulie Dangerously]

You fucking what, mate?  That's the first time I've replied to TheHowieLame in literally months.  Ask him yourself.

 

I meant in general.  You said that it was Numero's idea to start a thread outside of the Kate one, why not just PM each other instead of starting this, was my point. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I meant in general. You said that it was Numero's idea to start a thread outside of the Kate one, why not just PM each other instead of starting this, was my point.

I don’t want a pm I pretty much asked him to stop derailing threads, that’s all.

[s(k)aturation]

TIts.

Shame is, I now have them as well.

[Pureblood]

I meant in general.  You said that it was Numero's idea to start a thread outside of the Kate one, why not just PM each other instead of starting this, was my point. 

 

 

Oh right.

 

I was just being a good subservient forumite and doing what I was told to keep it out of Kate's sacred thread, so I started this one.  Can't please everyone all of the time though, eh?  And what's your problem?  If you don't like this thread then try a different one.  Nobody is forcing you to read this. 

[Rico1304]

Oh right.

 

I was just being a good subservient forumite and doing what I was told to keep it out of Kate's sacred thread, so I started this one. Can't please everyone all of the time though, eh? And what's your problem? If you don't like this thread then try a different one. Nobody is forcing you to read this.

Ha ha ha

[s(k)aturation]

Goodnight, Zebedee.

 

I said, GOOD-FUCKING-NIGHT, ZEBEDEE!!!

 

Nope.  No use.

[cloggypop]

Here's Marilyn Monroe showing her literary tastes.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Oh right.

 

I was just being a good subservient forumite and doing what I was told to keep it out of Kate's sacred thread, so I started this one.  Can't please everyone all of the time though, eh?  And what's your problem?  If you don't like this thread then try a different one.  Nobody is forcing you to read this. 

 

You seem really angry at the minute on here mate, has something happened? 

[s(k)aturation]

Here's Marilyn Monroe showing her literary tastes.

 

 

 

Just For Kicks.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Here's Marilyn Monroe showing her literary tastes.

 

 

 

 

PHWOAR, SHE'S AN OBJECT OF SEXUAL DESIRE! 

 

*EDIT*

Scrap that, oddly angled big toe on right foot. 

[cloggypop]

She's managed to read a lot more of Ulysses than I ever got through.

[Pureblood]

You seem really angry at the minute on here mate, has something happened? 

 

 

No, nothing. 

 

I'm not angry.  

[s(k)aturation]

PHWOAR, SHE'S AN OBJECT OF SEXUAL DESIRE! 

 

*EDIT*

Scrap that, oddly angled big toe on right foot. 

 

 

Funny that.  My qualm is actually more with the left big toe.  Nail looks a bit stubbed, weird.  

 

Unless the camera is just inexplicably out of focus on that little spot.