Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

[Chairman Meow]

Sorry to interrupt this nerdalinger fest, but date? You? Seriously? Nah, fuck off, not having that.

 

Fuck me the worlds gone topsy-turvy, I think I need a lie down!

 

Have I ever mentioned you're a cunt?

 

Yes I know it is a very odd and scary occurrence, Chloroform is a wonderful thing.

[brucespanner]

Have I ever mentioned you're a cunt?

 

Yes I know it is a very odd and scary occurrence, Chloroform is a wonderful thing.

 

So did you, you know, manage to make any eye contact while you sat awkwardly in your chair, squirming with every forced bit of conversation, or did you just slap the owd fella out on the table and say 'The dream factory right there treacle tits?'

[Chairman Meow]

So did you, you know, manage to make any eye contact while you sat awkwardly in your chair, squirming with every forced bit of conversation, or did you just slap the owd fella out on the table and say 'The dream factory right there treacle tits?'

 

I actually spoke to her. Granted she was unconscious at the time but I spoke non the less.

 

No point slapping it on the table, don't want to be disappointing her to early. There was no throwing up though.

[brucespanner]

I actually spoke to her. Granted she was unconscious at the time but I spoke non the less.

 

No point slapping it on the table, don't want to be disappointing her to early. There was no throwing up though.

 

Well blow me down, the boy is becoming a man.

 

*wipes wistful tear from eye*

[Lee909]

manage to make any eye contact while you sat awkwardly in your chair' date=' squirming with every forced bit of conversation[/quote']

 

Shit

You summed me up

You just missed the parts about making a sharp exit if somebody talked to me

 

I'm off to paint some wargame figures.

My Goblin army needs a new Shaman.

Grot-tooth Scrotum will not pain himself