Mom Takes 3-Year-Old on Crime Spree

[RedAloy]

Mom Takes 3-Year-Old on Crime Spree

 

At least Miranda Peters-Ortiz remembered to strap her 3-year-old into a car seat.

 

The 34-year-old woman from Forida allegedly robbed a Wendy's over the weekend, and then got into a high speed chase on US-1, as her kid sat in the back.

 

When officers finally pulled Peters-Ortiz from the car, she was allegedly smoking cocaine. Hopefully, she'll learn that crime doesn't pay, especially when you can't find a baby sitter.

 

Also joining the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Fame today is Orville Lee Wollard, who tried to teach his daughter's boyfriend a lesson, by firing a gun in the wall.

 

Parenthood is said to be life's most rewarding experience. But it's clearly not for everyone.

[paddyberger15]

Orville Lee Wollard is a brilliant name.

[Section_31]

Does using the word "mom" constitute a neg? Yes, yes I think it does. We invented this language, and it has to be protected.

[hamstrung]

Does using the word "mom" constitute a neg? Yes, yes I think it does. We invented this language, and it has to be protected.

 

The very same conundrum has me considering my options.

 

If we both do it, it'll sting bad.

[Section_31]

The very same conundrum has me considering my options.

 

If we both do it, it'll sting bad.

 

It's too late, I've already come.

[Mendoza]

Americanisms should be against the law.

[hamstrung]

It's too late, I've already come.

 

And I am empty.

 

That would have been an interesting experiment.

[RoboRiise]

Disgraceful.

 

Wendy's are shit, should have gone to Jack in the Box.

[Section_31]

Disgraceful.

 

Wendy's are shit, should have gone to Jack in the Box.

 

Prefer Big Kahuna Burger myself.

[MokTheAfflicted]

"Mom"??? Yet another unacceptable American import! :notamused:

[RoboRiise]

Prefer Big Kahuna Burger myself.

 

That's a tasty burger.

[Anubis]

Amateur. What self-respecting armed robber takes a three year old on a blag? They are notoriously unreliable - always demanding sweets at every confectioners you pass, whinging for the toilet at the most inconvenient times, too small to carry more than a third of the payroll, slow runners, and can't handle the recoil on a .357 magnum.

 

No, for a job like a Wendy's payroll you need at least a six year old.