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Guest Ulysses Everett McGill
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Wayne Rooney went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."

Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

 

"Okay then," Wayne said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

 

"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

 

"It's swollen."

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woopie di do......he is getting to much air time, at the end of the day he is not loved by the mancs because he's from liverpool and if he was a rebel and had a pair big pair of bollox he would sign for us! and he wouldnt be the first high profile evertonian to do it.......and win a league or 4.

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